bd on 2 May 2003 17:20:01 -0000 |
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[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Veni, Vidi, Vacancy |
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 On Friday 02 May 2003 10:02 am, Emil Bleehall wrote: > [[close up of uterus dilating to ten centimeters > voice #1: Doctor, I think it's time. > voice #2: Dammit, I'm not done with my taco! > Pull back to reveal typical birthing room. Nurse is latino/a of > indeterminate gender. Doctor is albino ambidextrous republican bipolar > hirsute male wearing red playtex gloves and 18-hour playtex girdle. Patient > is shadowed and in soft-focus. Machine that goes "ping" positioned > prominently. Doctor sets down partially eaten taco, wipes hands on girdle, > and moves to patient. > close up of doctor's face, obscured by mask, hairnet, nightvision goggles, > miner's helmet, eyepatch, noseplugs, tribal tattoos, and pantyhose. > sfx: baby's cry mixed with "ping" > medium shot of doctor placing small wriggling disgusting object in laundry > basket]] Literary registrations, anyone? > I, Emil Bleehall, wish to become a Player. I got a C+ on the Turing Test. > I'll figure out the settings I can set eventually. > > Out of respect for me, I expect you all to STOP PROPOSING THINGS until I've > had a chance to get straight on the rules. I imagine all of my suggestions > will be as reasonable as this one. Stop proposing things? This is nomic. You'll never get straight on the rules - nobody else is, anyway. - -- bd "Everyone's head is a cheap movie show." - -- Jeff G. Bone -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+sqidx533NjVSos4RAp2QAJ97elf/Zrf7Ds1gGw4jXoosOOziogCgh7Bg b8iq2yzNkmDCLm7CuEpYw+I= =QaHr -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- _______________________________________________ spoon-discuss mailing list spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-discuss