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[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Veni, Vidi, Vacancy


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On Friday 02 May 2003 10:02 am, Emil Bleehall wrote:
> [[close up of uterus dilating to ten centimeters
> voice #1: Doctor, I think it's time.
> voice #2: Dammit, I'm not done with my taco!
> Pull back to reveal typical birthing room. Nurse is latino/a of
> indeterminate gender. Doctor is albino ambidextrous republican bipolar
> hirsute male wearing red playtex gloves and 18-hour playtex girdle. Patient
> is shadowed and in soft-focus. Machine that goes "ping" positioned
> prominently. Doctor sets down partially eaten taco, wipes hands on girdle,
> and moves to patient.
> close up of doctor's face, obscured by mask, hairnet, nightvision goggles,
> miner's helmet, eyepatch, noseplugs, tribal tattoos, and pantyhose.
> sfx: baby's cry mixed with "ping"
> medium shot of doctor placing small wriggling disgusting object in laundry
> basket]]

Literary registrations, anyone?

> I, Emil Bleehall, wish to become a Player. I got a C+ on the Turing Test.
> I'll figure out the settings I can set eventually.
>
> Out of respect for me, I expect you all to STOP PROPOSING THINGS until I've
> had a chance to get straight on the rules. I imagine all of my suggestions
> will be as reasonable as this one.

Stop proposing things? This is nomic. You'll never get straight on the rules - 
nobody else is, anyway.
- -- 
bd
"Everyone's head is a cheap movie show."
- -- Jeff G. Bone
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