[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Veni, Vidi, Vacancy

["Orc In A Spacesuit" <orcinaspacesuit@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> From: "Emil Bleehall" <emilbleehall@xxxxxxxxxxx>

> [[close up of uterus dilating to ten centimeters
> voice #1: Doctor, I think it's time.
> voice #2: Dammit, I'm not done with my taco!
> Pull back to reveal typical birthing room. Nurse is latino/a of 
> indeterminate gender. Doctor is albino ambidextrous republican bipolar 
> hirsute male wearing red playtex gloves and 18-hour playtex girdle. Patient 
> is shadowed and in soft-focus. Machine that goes "ping" positioned 
> prominently. Doctor sets down partially eaten taco, wipes hands on girdle, 
> and moves to patient.
> close up of doctor's face, obscured by mask, hairnet, nightvision goggles, 
> miner's helmet, eyepatch, noseplugs, tribal tattoos, and pantyhose.
> sfx: baby's cry mixed with "ping"
> medium shot of doctor placing small wriggling disgusting object in laundry 
> basket]]
>
> I, Emil Bleehall, wish to become a Player. I got a C+ on the Turing Test. 
> I'll figure out the settings I can set eventually.
>
> Out of respect for me, I expect you all to STOP PROPOSING THINGS until I've 
> had a chance to get straight on the rules. I imagine all of my suggestions 
> will be as reasonable as this one.
>
> Emil "Think, Rodan, think!" Bleehall

Welcome, Emil!  I think you'll make a great addition to the game.  You even 
sent it to the right list and declared your name and all. :)

As for expecting us to do anything, just take a look at the last message 
that asked people to ignore it.  It got more responses than many other 
emails do.

Orc in a Spacesuit

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