[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Veni, Vidi, Vacancy

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> [[close up of uterus dilating to ten centimeters
> voice #1: Doctor, I think it's time.
> voice #2: Dammit, I'm not done with my taco!
> Pull back to reveal typical birthing room. Nurse is latino/a of 
> indeterminate gender. Doctor is albino ambidextrous republican bipolar 
> hirsute male wearing red playtex gloves and 18-hour playtex girdle. Patient 
> is shadowed and in soft-focus. Machine that goes "ping" positioned 
> prominently. Doctor sets down partially eaten taco, wipes hands on girdle, 
> and moves to patient.
> close up of doctor's face, obscured by mask, hairnet, nightvision goggles, 
> miner's helmet, eyepatch, noseplugs, tribal tattoos, and pantyhose.
> sfx: baby's cry mixed with "ping"
> medium shot of doctor placing small wriggling disgusting object in laundry 
> basket]]
>
> I, Emil Bleehall, wish to become a Player. I got a C+ on the Turing Test. 
> I'll figure out the settings I can set eventually.
>
> Out of respect for me, I expect you all to STOP PROPOSING THINGS until I've 
> had a chance to get straight on the rules. I imagine all of my suggestions 
> will be as reasonable as this one.
>
> Emil "Think, Rodan, think!" Bleehall
-As a personal favor to Emil, I'll only propose very simple proposals for a 
little while. Of course, that "simple" is relative to, say, quantum physics, 
where if you understood it, it means you didn't read it right...

Welcome to B Nomic, sir. You've come in at a good time - no one knows what's 
going on because people keep trying to turn the game upside down and pick 
bugs off the underside.-

[[BvS]]

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