Re: [spoon-discuss] Total randomness

[Wonko <dplepage@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Quoth Baron von Skippy,

>>>>> What about me?
>>>> 
>>>> -Got any ideas? What, in your opinion, are your greatest contributions
>> /
>>>> most infamous actions in this game?-
>>> 
>>> No, I was wondering if you had anything.
>> 
>> It should certainly have "Tap: Remove 1 sanity counter from Dave the
>> Admin",
>> after your thousand CFIs and Calvinball matches.
> -So he can be tapped to remove a sanity counter, doing which removes a
> sanity counter anyway? I'm betting that's a feature, not a bug...-
>> 
>> Alright, I know BvS already has what I want for my card, as I think I told
>> em back when we were first discussing this, but I think I'll publish it
>> here
>> anyway to see if anyone has comments:
> -Yeah... that's, er... lots like what I've got... as it happens, you also
> fell under the +3/+3 Axe of Limited Space, so I'll go alter your card now.-
>> 
>> Wonko, Jedi Lord        5BUW
>> 
>> Creature - Elf Bnomic-Player Legend
> -Hmm... "BNomic-Player" could work...-
>> 
>> Wonko comes into play with 12 Force Counters (FCs) on em. During your
>> upkeep, put 4 FCs on Wonko. If Wonko ever has more than 24 FCs on em,
>> remove
>> all bu 24 of them.
>> 
>> Remove 1 FC from Wonko: look at target player's hand
>> Remove 4 FCs from Wonko: gain control of target artifact with casting cost
>> 3
>> or less.
>> Remove 10 FCs from Wonko: deal 5 damage to target creature. Wonko gains
>> "Remove 4 FCs from Wonko: deal 2 damage to target creature." until the end
>> of the turn.
>> Remove 17 FCs from Wonko: Look at target player's hand, and play a spell
>> from eir hand using eir available lands.
>> 
>> 6/4
> 
> -It's too much, so I tweaked...
> 
> Wonko            4WUB
> Creature - Legendary Elf BNomic-Player
> When Wonko comes into play, put 12 Force counters on Wonko. At the beginning
> of your upkeep, put 4 Force counters on Wonko.
> Remove 3 Force counter from Wonko: Look at target player's hand.
> Remove 10 Force counters from Wonko: Gain control of target artifact with
> casting cost of 6 or less.
> Remove 17 Force Counters from Wonko: Play a spell of your choice from target
> player's hand with that player's untapped lands.
> "Start a few fires? I rained down sulfur!" - Loki
> 6/4
> 
> Note: Taking out the flavor text won't give enough space for anything. The
> quote doesn't fit as well anymore, though...-

That quote would better fit The Voice - e was the one responsible for Sulfur
rains.

Not that I'd mind being able to rain down sulfur, mind you; I just can't.
Yet.

-- 
Wonko

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