[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] A little bit o' cash

["Glotmorf" <glotmorf@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 10/8/02 at 7:26 PM Wonko wrote:

>If y'all haven't been convinced to deactivate the Stock Market, this
>should
>do the trick...
>
>
>I Go Public, issuing 11 shares of Stock in myself, none of which are
>available for purchase.
>
>I give one Share to the Bank.
>
>I borrow 6 points from Luigi.
>
>Here's what happens:
>
>Because I have outstanding shares, and I just gained six points, 2 BNS is
>transferred from me to my Dividend Fund.
>
>Because the amount in my Dividend Fund is more than 1/10 of the number of
>shares I own, 1 BNS is paid to me for every 10 shares I control.
>
>Because rule 946 fails to mention where these BNS are paid to me from, and
>r21 states that if rule states BNS is paid to someone without specifying
>the
>source, it comes from the bank, the 1 BNS I am paid is given to me by the
>Bank.
>
>Because my Dividend Fund STILL contains more BNS than 1/10 of the number of
>shares I own, another BNS comes from the Bank to me.
>
>I think you can see what happens next... Don't y'all wish you'd voted for
>my
>"Screwed Economy" T-Shirts?
>
>--
>Wonko
>
>P.S. Orc, you might want to bring out that "Rich Wonko" image ;)

Ya know...ruling True on my CFI would take Wonko's shillings away and make this impossible...:)

						Glotmorf


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