[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] A little bit o' cash

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> If y'all haven't been convinced to deactivate the Stock Market, this should
> do the trick...
>
>
> I Go Public, issuing 11 shares of Stock in myself, none of which are
> available for purchase.
>
> I give one Share to the Bank.
>
> I borrow 6 points from Luigi.
>
> Here's what happens:
>
> Because I have outstanding shares, and I just gained six points, 2 BNS is
> transferred from me to my Dividend Fund.
>
> Because the amount in my Dividend Fund is more than 1/10 of the number of
> shares I own, 1 BNS is paid to me for every 10 shares I control.
>
> Because rule 946 fails to mention where these BNS are paid to me from, and
> r21 states that if rule states BNS is paid to someone without specifying 
> the
> source, it comes from the bank, the 1 BNS I am paid is given to me by the
> Bank.
>
> Because my Dividend Fund STILL contains more BNS than 1/10 of the number of
> shares I own, another BNS comes from the Bank to me.
>
> I think you can see what happens next... Don't y'all wish you'd voted for 
> my
> "Screwed Economy" T-Shirts?
>
> --
> Wonko
>
> P.S. Orc, you might want to bring out that "Rich Wonko" image ;)
-Okay, resetting BNS makes more sense now.-

                                                  [[BvS]]


_________________________________________________________________
Join the world?s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. 
http://www.hotmail.com

_______________________________________________
spoon-discuss mailing list
spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx
http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-discuss