Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball!

[bd <bdonlan@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Saturday 10 August 2002 02:16 am, Baron von Skippy wrote:
> > > > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread with the
> > > >
> > > >Chunky
> > > >
> > > > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large
> > > > > fireball
> >
> >or
> >
> > > >a
> > > >
> > > > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of Power,
> >
> >where
> >
> > > > > I Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high into the
> >
> >air,
> >
> > > >there
> > > >
> > > > > to remain until I choose.
> > > >
> > > >I spin my pole of Swap Places at Mir... Mith... Mark Haywood, and run
> >
> >away
> >
> > > >leaving him suspended.
> > >
> > > -I pursue you with the Boomerang of Theft. I fling it at you and steal
> >
> >your
> >
> > > Turtle of Slowness, which I then use upon Orc to slow er way down.-
> >
> >I use the Ball of Snow upon Orc to freeze them in place for (e^pi)d(golden
> >mean)
> >
> >--
> >bd
> >The above == my from field. Duh.
>
> -I retroactively apply the Unit Unit upon you. That wierd die roll you're
> attempting has "ndays" attatched to the end of it. Then I use the
> Flamethrower of Comic Device on you, forcing you to run around in a circle
> for an nday with a flaming butt. Then I release the Catch-22-o-Matic upon
> Mithrandir, trapping him in a cage he cannot announce his method of escape
> from (thus escaping it) until he has already escaped it. I laugh the
> Laughter of Evil. You all shudder fearfully. Muahaha.-

Sorry. I was wearing the shield of AntiComedy.

-- 
bd
The above == my from field. Duh.
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