Baron von Skippy on 10 Aug 2002 06:17:04 -0000

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Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball!

> > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread with the
> >
> >Chunky
> >
> > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large fireball or
> >
> >a
> >
> > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of Power, where > > > I Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high into the air,
> >
> >there
> >
> > > to remain until I choose.
> >
> >I spin my pole of Swap Places at Mir... Mith... Mark Haywood, and run away
> >leaving him suspended.
> -I pursue you with the Boomerang of Theft. I fling it at you and steal your
> Turtle of Slowness, which I then use upon Orc to slow er way down.-

I use the Ball of Snow upon Orc to freeze them in place for (e^pi)d(golden

The above == my from field. Duh.

-I retroactively apply the Unit Unit upon you. That wierd die roll you're attempting has "ndays" attatched to the end of it. Then I use the Flamethrower of Comic Device on you, forcing you to run around in a circle for an nday with a flaming butt. Then I release the Catch-22-o-Matic upon Mithrandir, trapping him in a cage he cannot announce his method of escape from (thus escaping it) until he has already escaped it. I laugh the Laughter of Evil. You all shudder fearfully. Muahaha.-


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