Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball!

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> > > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread with the
> > >
> > >Chunky
> > >
> > > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large fireball 
> or
> > >
> > >a
> > >
> > > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of Power, 
> where
> > > > I Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high into the 
> air,
> > >
> > >there
> > >
> > > > to remain until I choose.
> > >
> > >I spin my pole of Swap Places at Mir... Mith... Mark Haywood, and run 
> away
> > >leaving him suspended.
> >
> > -I pursue you with the Boomerang of Theft. I fling it at you and steal 
> your
> > Turtle of Slowness, which I then use upon Orc to slow er way down.-
>
> I use the Ball of Snow upon Orc to freeze them in place for (e^pi)d(golden
> mean)
>
> --
> bd
> The above == my from field. Duh.

-I retroactively apply the Unit Unit upon you. That wierd die roll you're 
attempting has "ndays" attatched to the end of it. Then I use the 
Flamethrower of Comic Device on you, forcing you to run around in a circle 
for an nday with a flaming butt. Then I release the Catch-22-o-Matic upon 
Mithrandir, trapping him in a cage he cannot announce his method of escape 
from (thus escaping it) until he has already escaped it. I laugh the 
Laughter of Evil. You all shudder fearfully. Muahaha.-

                                                  -BvS-


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