| Mark Haywood on 10 Aug 2002 01:32:03 -0000 |
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| Re: [spoon-discuss] The Wealthy Bastard Joke Contest! |
I'm bored. I'll give BNS150 to anyone who can tell me a good, funny joke that I haven't heard before.
Okay... the Pope, two rabbis, an alligator, three drummers, and a RN enter a bar... wait, never mind...
Dick Cheney enters a bar with a toad on his head. The bartender says "Hey, what's with that thing?" and the toad replies "I don't know, it started as a wart on my ass."
-- WonkoP.S. What percussion instrument starts and ends with the same letter? First to answer gets 100 BNS! (Plurals don't count. It's not 'steel drums'.)
Timpani! There, I answered first. Now gimme money. Seriously, though, it's "gong."
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