[Spoon-business] NomiCrack and Victory: The Game is Mine

[Wonko <dplepage@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Quoth Baron von Skippy,

>> I purchase 3 random Gnomes from the menu.
> -Speshificaly, you purchashe Alien, Grape Kool-Aid, and Earth Gnomersh.-
> 
>> I place all gnomes in my gnome bag.
> -Yeshir.-
> 
>> also I move that we change the Sale Gnome to type NC for fun.... what do
>> you
>> think, boss?? I think Pharmaceuticals is an excellent move in the current
>> economy...
> -I thinkersh you're on crackh. Then again, thash yer pint, innit? Okahy, I
> agree with the moshion to make NC Gnomersh the Sale Type.-

I ratify the motion to make NomiCrack GNomes the Sale Type as well.

That's the CEO plus at least 1/4 of the non-CEO members. NC Gnomes are now
On Sale.

I buy three NomiCrack Gnomes. [[At 5 points each, +3 NC Gnomes, -15 points]]

I squeeze each of my NomiCrack Gnomes three times [[-3 NC Gnomes, +9 Rocks
NomiCrack]]

I convert all my points to BNS and board one of my Airspeeders.

I consume two of my Rocks of NomiCrack [[+300 points]]
I convert all my points to BNS [[+3000 BNS]]

I consume my remaining 7 Rocks of NomiCrack [[+1050 points]]

I win [[-1050 points]]

[[The best part is, I feel almost no ill effects - all the Dimensional
changes were nuked by the win, my inability to board Airspeeders is moot
because I'm already in one, I don't need to make Insta-Rules, I'm not
playing football, and as long as I don't do this again next nweek, I don't
qualify as a NomiCrack Head ;) ]]

[[Side note to the Admin: I've just noticed that, thanks to Less is More -
Dimensions, winning no longer results in an Entropic Apocalypse. The
post-win reset rule states that the effects listed in r440 happen, but there
is no r440 anymore. Thanks a lot, whoever Less-is-Mored dimensions, we could
really use that three-day break right now.]]

-- 
Wonko

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