spoon-business: Proposal: The Pink Cashmere Scarf Of Impeccable Style

["Jonathan Van Matre" <JVanMatre@xxxxxxxx>]

_The Pink Cashmere Scarf Of Impeccable Style_

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All players have an attribute known as Style.  Style is a Dimension.

There exists an object known as The Pink Cashmere Scarf Of Impeccable
Style.  The Pink Cashmere Scarf Of Impeccable Style may be referred to
as The Pink Scarf for purposes of brevity.

The Pink Scarf may not be transferred from one player to another except
as specified in this rule.  The Pink Scarf may not be transferred to
non-player entities.  

A player who is in possession of The Pink Scarf may be referred to as
The Style Police.  While in possession of The Pink Scarf, The Style
Police must make all posts to Fora, with the exception of Proposals and
Calls For Judgement, in eir best imitation of a lisp, unless The Pink
Scarf is Muffling.

The Pink Scarf is Muffling when The Style Police declares in a public
forum that "The Pink Thcarf Ith Muffling".  When The Pink Scarf is
Muffling, The Style Police must make all posts to Fora without using the
vowels a, e, i, or o.  The Pink Scarf is not Muffling when The Style
Police declares in a public forum that "Th Pnk Scrf s nt Mufflng".

The Style Police is encouraged to make comments on the style of all
proposals in the spirit of eir role as The Style Police.

At the end of each nweek, The Style Police shall choose a new recipient
of The Pink Scarf within two ndays.  The Pink Scarf should be awarded to
the player who, in the opinion of The Style Police, has made the most
stylish proposal in the past nweek, regardless of whether that proposal
passed or failed.  

The new recipient of The Pink Scarf shall also receive 2d10 Style
points, and 1d6 points to be added to eir Score.  

The Style Police may not award The Pink Scarf to emself.  The Style
Police may choose not to award The Pink Scarf for a given nweek, but
will lose 5 Style points and 2 Score points per nweek The Pink Scarf is
retained as a result.  

At the time that this proposal is enacted, all players will have 0 Style
points and The Pink Scarf shall be in the possession of the player Rob
(also known as Plunder), but he will not receive points as a new
recipient would.  After this proposal is enacted, this paragraph will
delete itself from the rules (for purposes of tidiness).
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