Baron von Skippy on 16 Jul 2003 05:00:00 -0000 |
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RE: [spoon-discuss] RE: [Spoon-business] Viva la B! |
>> >> When and if this goes through, we should apply >> for >> >> membership in the >> >> European Union. We have some territory in Europe, >> >> don't we? >> > >> >Maybe we should just lay claim to an asteroid. The >> >claim should be good until someone else goes and >> >plants a flag on it...which is probably longer than >> >the life of the game. >> > >> >Ya gotta wonder why more people don't do that... >> > >> -Or Antarctica. It's not like anyone else's claims >> there are recognized. Or Mare Moscova, the Russian >> contribution to lunar nomenclature.- > >Antarctica can be invaded, or nuked. Our chances are >much better with an asteroid. We don't even have to >live there... > >"So where's your home territory?" >"Asteroid NCH57834." >"But there's no one there!" >"Sure there is. Just send a registered letter to our >governmental center. You'll get back a signature >card." >"But the postal service doesn't go there!" >"Not a problem. Drop it off at our embassy and we'll >take it via diplomatic pouch..." > -That's it! We'll get an embassy! Since embassies are technically part of the nation they're representing, we'd have land! Ooh, I like this idea... and everyone else's embassies would go on the asteroid. We'd give them half between themselves. The inside half.- [[BvS]] _______________________________________________ spoon-discuss mailing list spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-discuss