Wonko on 8 Oct 2002 23:55:02 -0000 |
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[spoon-discuss] Whoops |
Quoth Wonko, > If y'all haven't been convinced to deactivate the Stock Market, this should > do the trick... > > > I Go Public, issuing 11 shares of Stock in myself, none of which are > available for purchase. > > I give one Share to the Bank. > > I borrow 6 points from Luigi. > > Here's what happens: > > Because I have outstanding shares, and I just gained six points, 2 BNS is > transferred from me to my Dividend Fund. > > Because the amount in my Dividend Fund is more than 1/10 of the number of > shares I own, 1 BNS is paid to me for every 10 shares I control. > > Because rule 946 fails to mention where these BNS are paid to me from, and > r21 states that if rule states BNS is paid to someone without specifying the > source, it comes from the bank, the 1 BNS I am paid is given to me by the > Bank. > > Because my Dividend Fund STILL contains more BNS than 1/10 of the number of > shares I own, another BNS comes from the Bank to me. > > I think you can see what happens next... Don't y'all wish you'd voted for my > "Screwed Economy" T-Shirts? In the first lengthy paragraph, that should say, "2 BNS *are* transferred" -- Wonko _______________________________________________ spoon-discuss mailing list spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-discuss