Re: [spoon-discuss] Requesting HR documentation

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> > > > I request membership in the society von Skippy Overproductions, Inc.
> > >
> > >  I accept this membership request.
> >
> > -Well, that was fast. I also accept your request. Welcome to the 
> company,
> > Squire. Your office is next to Voice's, you can start tomorrow.-
> >
> >                                                    -BvS-
>
> Thanks everyone for accepting my request so promptly.  By the way that's 
> not
> an office that's broom closet, but hey I am still getting my benefits
> oackage right??? and whatabout my 401k contributions???
>
> -Squire
-No, on the /other/ side of Voice's office, through the door with your name 
on it. Let's see... your benefits package and 401k should be set, although 
you may wish to verify that with Payroll and Accounting. If you're looking 
to suceed in this fast-paced monopolized economy we live in, you're on the 
right track. Just look at the amazing sucesses of our employees. Our current 
legal analyst, for example, holds 99.87% of the nation's wealth. If you're a 
team player with a go-getter spirit, you too can become a vSOI Sucess Story. 
Now please get out of my office, smiling like this is making my cheeks 
hurt.-

                                                  -BvS-


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