Re: [spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end... or something.

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> >>>>>I'm not getting rich off of this, and neither is anyone else. Except
> >for
> >>>>>Wonko, that one time, but that doesn't count.-
> >>>>>
> >>>>>                                                   -BvS-
> >>>>
> >>>>Well, you are getting less poor than you otherwise would if you had to
> >>>>pay full price.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Orc In A Spacesuit
> >>>>Current Status: Wanting a fair and equitable system before he takes
> >>>>advantage of everybody.
> >>>>
> >>>-Well, of course I am. Why the devil else would I have created vSOI 
> than
> >>>as a convienient venue to my getting my hands on a PGGB Gnome? I mean,
> >>>um... I did it so that people could have quality products at reasonable
> >>>prices...-
> >>>
> >>>                                                   -BvS-
> >>>
> >>By "people" you mean, of course, "me and my allies?" (BTW: Please can
> >>someone agree to have me in vSOI?)
> >>________________________________________________________________________
> >>Mithrandir
> >>
> >-That's not what it means... who said there were alliances? It's more of 
> a
> >mutual support thing. I let them in on profits and discounts (I'm so 
> nice)
> >and maybe they feel better about me and are nice to me. *thinks about 
> this
> >a
> >bit* Maybe. I'm not sure whether it's happening so far, but then again,
> >there haven't been any profits until this nweek.-
>
> Tsk.  Baron, you need a spin doctor.  Pardon me whilst I audition...
>
> von Skippy Overproductions, Inc. endeavors to provide the public with a 
> wide variety of high-quality products at competitive prices.  These aren't 
> your ordinary gnomes that one can find lying here and there to be casually 
> picked up.  These are machined to perfection using our own patented process 
> to guarantee satisfaction, first squeeze, every squeeze.
>
> Why do we charge for this product?  While we would love to supply everyone 
> with top-notch gnomeries for free, we regret that our industrial processes, 
> developed by our professional R&D teams, do generate expenses, which we 
> must meet in order to continue our tradition of good merchandise and great 
> service.  This is reflected in the fact that even our employees don't get 
> our products for free; some cost must be met in the purchase.
>
> Take another look at our products.  See the craftsmanship crystallized into 
> each item.  Feel the factory-fresh newness, smell the gnome-fresh odor, 
> hear the happy cries as you break the cellophane on your newly bought 
> gnome.  Then you'll know just what it is your money has brought you.
>
> von Skippy Overproductions.  Quality gnomes, for quality consumers.
>
> 						Glotmorf
-Clearly, you have too much free time... that's really damn funny. I think 
we'll make you director of Marketing.-

                                                  -BvS-


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