Re: [spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Why not?

[Wonko <dplepage@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Quoth Baron von Skippy,

>>> Hell, this is too good. I purchase 1 sextillion
>>> (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) (I like saying sextillion) shares each
>> of
>>> Baron von Skippy, bd, and Orc in a Spacesuit.
>>> 
>>> I give 1 point each to Baron von Skippy, bd, and Orc in a Spacesuit.
>>> 
>>> I'm worth 3 sextillion and 500 BNS on paper. Cool. I think I'll go buy a
>>> continent.
>> 
>> I hereby announce that I will not return any money to circulation until a)
>> this loophole has been fixed and b) all these billions of free stocks have
>> been destroyed. I might note that all your stock is worthless unless the
>> Bank backs it, which it can't until I let it.
>> 
>> Have a nice day.
>> 
>> --
>> Wonko
>> 
>> 
>> P.S. The results of the Wealthy Bastard Joke Contest have been tallied.
>> Many
>> people are owed money, but I'm not giving up any of it until you all agree
>> to cease this foolishness.
>> 
> -So... are you hypocritical, forgetful, or not serious, Mr. 10 billion
> shares of Mithrandir?-

None of the above - I just see no point in returning what I stole just so
somebody else can steal it. I will sacrifice my enormous financial advantage
in order to repair the game. I will not sacrifice my enormous financial
advantage in order to give somebody else an enormous financial advantage.

Have a nice day.

-- 
Wonko

_______________________________________________
spoon-discuss mailing list
spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx
http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-discuss