Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball!

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> > > > > > > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread 
> with
> > >
> > >the
> > >
> > > > > > >Chunky
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large
> > > > > > > > fireball
> > > > >
> > > > >or
> > > > >
> > > > > > >a
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of
> > > > > > > > Power,
> > > > >
> > > > >where
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > I Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high 
> into
> > >
> > >the
> > >
> > > > >air,
> > > > >
> > > > > > >there
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > to remain until I choose.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >I spin my pole of Swap Places at Mir... Mith... Mark Haywood, 
> and
> > >
> > >run
> > >
> > > > >away
> > > > >
> > > > > > >leaving him suspended.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -I pursue you with the Boomerang of Theft. I fling it at you and
> > >
> > >steal
> > >
> > > > >your
> > > > >
> > > > > > Turtle of Slowness, which I then use upon Orc to slow er way 
> down.-
> > > > >
> > > > >I use the Ball of Snow upon Orc to freeze them in place for
> > >
> > >(e^pi)d(golden
> > >
> > > > >mean)
> > > > >
> > > > >--
> > > > >bd
> > > > >The above == my from field. Duh.
> > > >
> > > > -I retroactively apply the Unit Unit upon you. That wierd die roll
> > >
> > >you're
> > >
> > > > attempting has "ndays" attatched to the end of it. Then I use the
> > > > Flamethrower of Comic Device on you, forcing you to run around in a
> > >
> > >circle
> > >
> > > > for an nday with a flaming butt. Then I release the Catch-22-o-Matic
> > >
> > >upon
> > >
> > > > Mithrandir, trapping him in a cage he cannot announce his method of
> > >
> > >escape
> > >
> > > > from (thus escaping it) until he has already escaped it. I laugh the
> > > > Laughter of Evil. You all shudder fearfully. Muahaha.-
> > >
> > >Sorry. I was wearing the shield of AntiComedy.
> > >
> > >--
> > >bd
> > >The above == my from field. Duh.
> >
> > -Gah! Your shield prevents me from being able to compose a witticism 
> about
> > someone who isn't funny being your shield. Or maybe I couldn't come up 
> with
> > one. It's hard to tell.-
>
> I announce myself to be the winner in the end, no matter what you do. So
> there. Play again? :)
>
> --
> bd
> The above == my from field. Duh.

-Sorry, I'm not allowed to hear that until Monday. Mithrandir said so.-

                                                  -BvS-


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