Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball!

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> > > > > That was me.
> > > > >
> > > > > I count orc in and throw him the croquet pole of eternal doubt.
> > > > >
> > > > > > Current Status: Not yet in the game, and wondering what Calvinball 
> > > > > is.
> > > > >
> > > > > Rule 1: The rules are never the same twice.
> > > > > Rule 2: There are/is no Rules/Spoon
> > > >
> > > > Sorry about the confusion about who said what.  It helps if you have a 
> > > > signature.
> > > >
> > > > I grind the Croquet Pole of Eternal Doubt into dust, use it as flour in 
> > > > a loaf of bread, adding the Water of Clarity and the Yeast of Growing 
> > > > Confusion, and give one slice of the bread to everyone, and eat the one 
> > > > I give to myself.  And then I pluck my shoes.
> > > >
> > > > Orc In A Spacesuit
> > > > Current Status: Not yet in B Nomic, and trying to think of how to play 
> > > > Calvinball better.
> > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread with the Chunky 
> > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large fireball or a 
> > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of Power, where I 
> > > Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high into the air, 
> > > there to remain until I choose.
> > > ________________________________________________________________________
> > > Mithrandir
> > -I don the Flippers of Aerial Propellance and scissors-kick my way over to 
> > you, where I bop you with the Specter's Scepter of Spectre. James Bond 
> > kicks your ass. (SPECTRE was the evil organization in the first several 
> > Bond films. As for the name of the thing, I've been playing too much 
> > Diablo II...)-
> >
> >                                                   -BvS-
> I'm not terribly surprised. That game's about as addictive as heroin. And 
> much cheaper. Okay, I take a page from the Book of Monty Python and fling 
> the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at you. A choir of angels sings 
> "Hallelujah" before you're blasted into next week. You can't rejoin this 
> game of Calvinball until Monday.
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Mithrandir
-Oh fu*temporal discontinuity*-
                                                  -BvS-


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