RE: spoon-business: Re: spoon-discuss: vote miscount..?

["Harrison, Andrew" <andy.harrison@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> 
> Hmmm. I'm not sure how I missed that. It actually does affect 
> the outcome 
> for P331, since those two votes are enough for quorum, so P331 fails.

Ha! Two extra votes get counted, both of which are 'yes' and it causes the
proposal to fail. Someone should tell Gore.

On a completely non-nomic subject, I thought anyone there in the US might
like to see a mail that's been going round the UK and came my way today:

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NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE 

To the citizens of the United States of America, 

In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to 
govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your 
independence, effective today. 

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over 
all states, commonwealths and other territories.  Except Utah, which she 
does not fancy.  Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for 
the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world 
outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need 
for further elections.  Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.  A 
questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you 
noticed. 

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules 
are introduced with immediate effect: 

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.  Then 
look up "aluminium".  Check the pronunciation guide.  You will be amazed at 
just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.  Generally, you should raise 
your vocabulary to acceptable levels.  Look up "vocabulary".  Using the same

twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you 
know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.  Look up 
"interspersed". 

2. There is no such thing as "US English".  We will let Microsoft know on 
your behalf. 

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents.  It 
really isn't that hard. 

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the 
good guys. 

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", 
but only after fully carrying out task 1.  We would not want you to get 
confused and give up half way through. 

6. You should stop playing American "football".  There is only one kind of 
football.  What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.

The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders 
may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football.  You will no 
longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. 
Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls.  It is a difficult

game.  Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby 
(which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for 
a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like 
nancies).  We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 
2005. 

7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if 
they give you any merde.  The 98.85% of you who were not aware that there is

a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky.  The Russians 
have never been the bad guys.  "Merde" is French for "sh*t". 

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday.  November 8th will be a new 
national holiday, but only in England.  It will be called "Indecisive Day". 

9. All American cars are hereby banned.  They are crap and it is for your 
own good.  When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. 

10. Please tell us who killed JFK.  It's been driving us crazy. 

Thank you for your cooperation. 
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The Kid