0x44 on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:57:57 -0700 (MST)

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[s-b] Stupid emergency procedures.

Oh pants.

I strike my panic button.
I hit my panic button.
I activate my panic button.
I press my panic button.
I hurl my panic button against this archaic emergency procedure.
I set my panic button to on.
I make my panic button on.
My panic button is on also.
If after all of the above, my panic button is not ON, I perform whatever 
action necessary to turn the damn thing on, including (but not limited 
to) changing the batteries, hooking the thing directly to mains power, 
banging on it repeatedly with a large rock, banging on it repeatedly 
with a larger rock, running over it with an automobile, or just hitting it.
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