Justin Ahmann on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:18:04 -0700 (MST) |
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Re: [s-b] My defense. |
No. I submit the folowing Transaction: BEGIN TRANSACTION Assertion: ehird has made a request to join the game. Action: I Ratify said request. END TRANSACTION Codae ----- Original Message ---- From: Elliott Hird <penguinofthegods@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: spoon-business@xxxxxxxxx Sent: Friday, May 23, 2008 1:47:40 PM Subject: [s-b] My defense. Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, B Nomic's attorney would certainly want you to believe that ehird is not a player. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a nomic player, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acknowledge that ehird is a player! The defense rests. Now: Am I a player? ehird _______________________________________________ spoon-business mailing list spoon-business@xxxxxxxxx http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-business _______________________________________________ spoon-business mailing list spoon-business@xxxxxxxxx http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-business