[Spoon-business] Proposals

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Okay, I've got a bunch of random ideas, so I'm going to propose them because 
I'm like that.

I propose:
{{
__But I don't WANT to be a toad... er... penguin... thing!__

Add a subsection to Rule 301.E:
{{
E.8. The Statue of Simplicity
There exists the Statue of Simplicity. The Statue of Simplicity is a 
passable uncarryable Grid Object. At any time a player who is within one 
space of the Statue of Simplicity may Simplify themselves. When they do so, 
the following effects occur:

If the player is a Toad or a Penguin, they cease to be a Toad or a Penguin.
If the player is in any Siren's ZOE or ZATR, they cease to be affected by 
that Siren for one nday.
If the player's Stats are being modified by any source, they cease to be 
modified by that source. If the source is an item in the player's 
possession, the effects of that item resume affecting the player at the 
beginning of the next nweek.
If the player is in a Speeder, that speeder loses all Upgrades, including 
Non-Reversable Upgrades and IIDs.
If the player has any Gnomes in eir possession, those Gnomes all become 
Basic Gnomes with three hit points each.
If the player has any Gremlins in eir possession, those Gremlins are each 
moved to a random Grid location.
The player's BAC becomes 0.
The player's Entropy increases by 5.
}}
}}

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I propose:

{{
__So are we going to use these nice Stats?__

Create a rule:
{{
__Stat Modifiers__

A. STR

B. SPD
B.1. Seven-League Boots
There exist pairs of Seven-League Boots. A player may purchase a pair of 
Seven-League Boots for 300 BNS. A player with a pair of Seven-League Boots 
has eir SPD tripled while they have a pair of Seven-League Boots in eir 
possession. No player may own more than one pair of Seven-League Boots. 
Three nweeks after a player purchases Seven-League Boots, the soles wear out 
and the boots are destroyed.

C. INT
C.1. Goof Gas
There exist Goof Gas Bombs. A player may purchase a Goof Gas Bomb for 150 
BNS. Goof Gas Bombs are carryable objects. A Player may throw a Goof Gas 
Bomb at a Grid space, causing it to go off. When a Goof Gas Bomb goes off, 
the targeted Grid space and three random adjacent Grid spaces get the 
attribute "Goof Gas" for one nweek. If a player enters a space with the 
attribute "Goof Gas," that player's INT is halved (rounded to the nearest 
integer) for one nweek, unless that player is an Ogre, in which case the 
Goof Gas has no effect.

D. CON
}}
}}

[[Suggestions are welcomed here. I only had thought up Goof Gas when I 
started, and I figured I'd leave a nice framework around for other people to 
fill in. It's a pretty framework.]]

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I propose:
{{
__I'm the half can!__

Create three Ancient Monoliths on the Grid at random locations.
Put an Entropy Harvester on a random one of those three.
Place one Can of Whoopass on the Grid at each location occupied by an 
Ancient Monolith.

Remove the first paragraph of 301.E.4.3.
[["An Ancient Monolith is destroyed if its location is substance fire, it is 
hit by a thrown Bomb Gnome, or a Big Rock falls on it."]]
[[We don't have any, we're not getting any, they're hard to get, hard to 
keep, and easy to kill, and we need Whoopass if anyone is to build anything 
on the Grid. So this solves all but one of those problems - they're still 
hard to get, but that's okay for now.]]
}}

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[[Okay, I've got one more, but it will take a while, so I'll hold off on 
that.]]

[[BvS]]

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