|Baron von Skippy on 24 Apr 2003 02:41:01 -0000|
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|[Spoon-business] Good-bye, you purple fuzzy freak!|
I sacrifice the Crazy Squid to make Barney Go Away. Having done that, I perform the following actions: I place myself on the Grid at (12,18). I buy a Speeder, name it the Crazy Squid II, and have it appear at (12, 18). I buy a Grain Gnome and a Water Gnome and merge them for a Beer Gnome. I repeat the above step. I buy a Water Gnome and merge it with my Herb Gnome for a Tea Gnome. I squeeze the Beer Gnomes twice each for four Cans of Beer. I squeeze the Tea Gnome twice for two Cups of Tea. I merge one Beer Gnome and the Tea Gnome for a British Gnome. I buy an Alien Gnome.I merge the other Beer Gnome, the Alien Gnome, and the British Gnome for a Ford Prefect Gnome.
I squeeze the Ford Prefect Gnome twice for two towels. I merge the Ford Prefect Gnome and the Crazy Squid II. I drink all four Cans of Beer and both Teas. I recycle all four Beer Cans in my possesion. I get into the Crazy Squid II. I warp to (20,17). I purchase (20,18). I buy an Earth Gnome, an Ice Gnome, and a Fire Gnome.I declare my intent to forge a historical relic and destroy those three Gnomes to make an Ancient Monolith.
Total cost thus far: 60 points to vSOI 30 points to no one 300 BNS to no one I recognize all of the above Gnome and BNS-based actions.The following steps only occur if the creation of the Monolith was sucessful:
I pay 300 BNS to create an Entropy Harvester on top of the Monolith at (20,18).
I give all RUs in my possession to WBE.I buy a KEMOSABE turret and six KEMOSABE missiles from WBE, and load them into my Speeder.
I dump 6 of my Entropy points into the Monolith. I recognize the purchases. Total cost if all steps were successful: 60 points to vSOI 30 points to no one 480 BNS to WBE 600 BNS to no one WBE now has 1 RU.A note: If people will deign to not blow up the Monolith, they may be interested in purchasing Cans of Whoopass. As I recall, you need one to start a Power Plant. So, let's see what we can arrange, shall we?
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