Re: [Spoon-business] Orcish Alcohol Tolerance

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> I buy 8 summer gnomes.  (5 points each, 40 total)
> I buy 8 air gnomes.  (5 points each, 40 total)
> I buy 8 water gnomes.  (5 points each, 40 total)
> (Total of 120 points spent)
> I combine each of my new summer gnome with an air gnome, yielding me 8 fire 
> gnomes.
> I combine each of my new fire gnome with a water gnome, yielding me 8 
> tequila gnomes.
> I squeeze each of my 8 tequila gnomes 3 times, yielding me 24 glasses of 
> tequila.
> I then drink all 24 glasses of tequila.
> This sends me to Limbo and adds 48 to my BAC.  (Which is not that much of a 
> problem for an orc, you see...)
> This also grants me 24 * (2d3) charm, or somewhere between 48 and 144 
> charm.
> Since I have just drank 24 glasses of tequila, I do believe I have reached 
> the bottom of the tequila bottle.  I eat the worm.
> Since my charm is greater than 45, I win.
>
> Refrences:
> Rule 441.B.3 says that tequila gnomes have 3 hit points.
> Rule 1081.A.3 says that tequila raises BAC by 2 and charm by 2d3, and 
> enough of it will put me in Limbo and make me slur my speech for an nweek.  
> I think I can handle a speech impediment; the two-nyear's worth of BAC gets 
> tubed as a result of my win.
> Rule 154.B.2 Says that if anyone gets 45 or more charm, they win.
>
> Orc in a Spacesuit
> One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, More!
-It's too late to care that you just blew away all 511 of my points. I'll 
care tomorrow, though, and I will plan my revenge then...

Oh, and all those Gnome things are recognized. All 64 of them. Not like it 
actually requires any work on my part, of course, but such is life.-

[[BvS]]

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