[Spoon-business] Less is More: Beverages

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{{ __Less is More: Beverages__

Create a new rule entitled __I'm Not as Thunk as you Drink I Am!__ with the 
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A. Types of Beverages

Players may only drink beverages which are in eir possession.

A.1. Champagne

Glasses of Champagne are an alcoholic beverage, with a natural unit of one 
glass. A player may drink a glass of champagne by announcing that e is doing 
so in a public forum, this causes it to be destroyed. When a player drinks a 
glass of champagne e gains 1d5 Style points, but at the end of the nweek e 
will attempt to stagger one square on the grid in a random square (if they 
are unable to do so for whatever reason e will remain where e was, but will 
look rather silly).

A.2. Wine

Wine is an alcohlic drink whose quantity is measured in glasses. A glass of 
Wine raises a player's BAC by 1. A player may pay 2d3 points for a glass of 
Wine, the drinking of which will give them 1d3 Style points.

A.3. Tequila

Tequila is an alcoholic drink whose quantity is measured in glasses. A glass 
of Tequila raises a player's BAC by 2. A player may pay 3d3 points for a 
glass of Tequila, the drinking of which will give them 2d3 Charm points. If 
a player drinks more than 3 glasses of Tequila in one nweek, that player 
goes into Limbo and must slur all messages to a public forum for one nweek.

A.4. Scotch

Scotch is an alcoholic beverage whose quantity is measured in shots. A Shot 
of Scotch raises a player's BAC by 2. A player may pay 2d4 points for a Shot 
of Scotch, the drinking of which will give them 1d4 Style points.

A.5. Vodka

Vodka is an alcoholic beverage whose quantity is measured in shots. A Shot 
of Vodka raises a player's BAC by 2. A player may pay 4d2 points for a Shot 
of Vodka, the drinking of which will give them 2 points of Entropy.

A.6. PJP (-0H Groups and Purple Sugar Water Mixed in a Trash Can)

Purple Jesus Punch is an alcoholic beverage whose quantity is measured in 
Ounces and Containers. When a player recieves a Purple Jesus Punch, that 
player recieves a Container of Purple Jesus Punch with 2d4 Ounces of Purple 
Jesus Punch in it. When a player drinks Purple Jesus Punch, they do so by 
Ounces, not by Containers, although they may choose to drink the entire 
Container in one go. For each Ounce of Purple Jesus Punch a player drinks, 
1d5 is rolled. An Ounce of Purple Jesus Punch raises a player's BAC by 2, 
lowers eir charm by 4, and, if the roll came up 1, 2, or 3, raises eir Style 
by 2, and, if the roll came up 4 or 5, lowers eir Style by 2.

A.7. Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters

Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are the best alcoholic drink in the known 
universe. A player may drink a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in their 
posession at any time, and will get the following as a result:

1. 250 points
2. +20 BAC
3. +15 Entropy
4. A Hangover of the Ages for two nweeks
5. Slurred speech in all messages to a public forum for three nweeks

A player with a Hangover of the Ages may make two fewer proposals than they 
normally would per nweek for each nweek during which they have a Hangover of 
the Ages. Additionally, they cannot consume any alcoholic beverages, move on 
the Grid, administer Kicks in the Ass, Engrave a Grid space, perform any 
Gnome Action other than purchasing, perform any Force Actions, Answer the 
Telephone of B Nomic, create or accept and Offer, create any Insta-Rules, 
submit any CFIs, or recieve the Immunity Idol, Token of Proposals, or IOB.

A Hangover of the Ages does not go away until its specified duration has 
passed, regardless of Wins, SOEs, or Acts of God(s) during the interim.

A.8. Non Alcoholic Beverages

A.8.1. Tea

There exists a non-alcoholic beverage called Tea, with a natural unit of one 
Cup. Drinking a Cup of Tea lowers a player's BAC by 1 and gives that player 
1d4 style points. A Cup of Tea may be purchased for 2d3 points.

A.8.2. Coffee

Coffee is a non-alcoholic beverage whose quantity is measured in cups. A 
player may pay 2d4 points for a Cup of Coffee, the drinking of which lowers 
a player's BAC by 2 and raises their Activity by 1.

A.8.3. Espresso

Espresso is a non-alcoholic beverage whose quantity is measured in little 
cups. Drinking a Little Cup of Espresso lowers a player's BAC by 5. A player 
may pay 5d4 points for a Little Cup of Espresso. A player who attempts to 
Catch the Football in the same nweek as they drink a Tiny Cup of Espresso 
will Fumble the Football.

A.8.4. Grape Kool-Aid

Grape Kool-Aid is a non-alcoholic beverage whose quantity is measured in 
glasses.

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Repeal rules 503, 696, 854, 855, 938, and 1009.

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