[Spoon-business] Breaking stuff is fun...

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

I make the following proposal:

{{
__It's not a slicer, it's not a dicer, Galager, what could it possibly be?__

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Add the following to Section F of Rule 301:

F.5. Sledge-o-Matic
There exists a passable, carryable MO called the Sledge-o-Matic. A player 
carrying the Sledge-o-Matic may use it to crush a Big Rock into Gravel, 
destroying any Sirens on said Big Rock, or to Thwock [[pronounced THWOK; one 
syllable]] another player, throwing that player Elbonia-style along a ray 
drawn from the thwocking player's location through the thwocked player's 
location. Any target of the Sledge-o-Matic must be adjacent to the player 
wielding the Sledge-o-Matic.

When the Sledge-o-Matic is used, 1d4 is rolled. On a 1, the head snaps off 
of the Sledge-o-Matic and vanishes in a puff of acrid smoke, leaving a Big 
Stick. Regardless of the roll, the Sledge-o-Matic rebounds from the hands of 
the wielding player and is placed on a random square on the Grid.

If at any time there is not a Sledge-o-Matic on the Grid, a Sledge-o-Matic 
is generated and placed on a random Grid square.
}}

{{
Add the following to section A of Rule 301:

A.3.2. Gravel
If a Big Rock is destroyed, the grid square it was on becomes of substance 
Gravel. If a square of substance Gravel is made wet, millions of years of 
erosion pass in a heartbeat and it becomes of substance Turf. [[Funny how 
that happens...]] If a player runs starting from a square of substance 
Gravel, that player may run an extra square. If a player attempts to run 
through a square of substance Gravel, 1d2 is rolled. On a 1, that player 
Slips, and recieves several nasty cuts, thus fully impairing their ability 
to run for the remainder of the nweek and the nweek after. [[Does oo have a 
boo-boo?]] If that player was carrying the Football at the time, they fumble 
the Football, which continues along their planned trajectory for one square.
}}

{{
In section F, subsection 3 of rule 309, change "Whacked by the Big Stick or 
Shot with a Pinball Gun, the Whacking/Shooting player" to "Whacked by the 
Big Stick, Shot with a Pinball Gun, or Thwocked by the Sledge-o-Matic, the 
Whacking/Shooting/Thwocking player."
}}
}}

                                                  -BvS-


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