spoon-business: The number *hic* thou shalt drink to shall be three. Five is Right Ou... *thud*

["Alex Truelsen" <a_skywalker85@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Well, I see this may come in handy to prevent the obvious flagrant abuses.

{{
__Walking the line__

Append the following STOPPIT-delimited text to section D.4 of Rule 394/9:

STOPPIT
A player in Limbo who has the Football in eir possession may not place 
themselves on the Grid within five spaces of eir endzone.
STOPPIT

Create a new rule with the following WALKTHELINE-delimited text:

WALKTHELINE
__Impaired coordination__

If a player who is Inebriated attempts to Run, 1d6 shall be rolled. The 
following modifiers shall then be applied to eir run:
1,2- no change
3- same distance, direction rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise
4- same distance, direction rotated 90 degrees clockwise
5- the player moves the square root of two spaces in the intended direction
6- the player Trips and Falls, Fumbling the Ball.
WALKTHELINE
}}

If this fails, at least that means public opinion is for it, but this makes 
Tequila far less powerful.

                                         Cheers,
                                           BvS

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