| Jonathan David Amery on 31 Mar 2002 16:10:41 -0000 |
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| Re: spoon-business: The Daily Recognizer, Part 1 (Sunday Morning) |
I Call for Judgement on the following quote (text of CFJ is below -
{|{-delimited):
> Since Bean is playing Football, e is ineligible to be the co-Color
> Commentator.
I also make a proposal:
{{
__You can't have Footballing co-Color Commentators__
[[
`And here in the box with me is Bean, member of Team Turquoise. How
does it feel to be playing football Bean?'
`Very good, although it takes forever to run across the pitch, and
the tackles are a bummer. But, Wild Card, how can I be here and on
the pitch playing at the same time?'
`Well, you see...
{|{
Rule 436 says that `At the beginning of each nweek, the
Administrator will choose at random a player who is not playing
Football to be the Color Commentator for the nweek.' and that
`The Color Commentator may also, at eir discretion, select a second
player to be co-Color Commentator, in which case both players hold
the title for the duration of the nweek. '
However, it does not say that the co-Color Commentator has not to be
playing Football. Therefore Wild Card successfully selected Bean to
be the co-Color Commentator.
}|}'
`But that's silly!'
`Indeed, therefore I propose that:
]]
In rule 436, to the first paragraph, at the end, add the text {{The
Title "Color Commentator" may not be given to any player who is
playing Football.}}.
In rule 436, replace the words {{a player who is not playing
Football}} with the words {{an elegible player}}.
[[. Do you think that that will solve the problem?' ]]
}}