Wonko on 21 Mar 2002 01:54:37 -0000

• From: Wonko <dplepage@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
• Date: Wed, 20 Mar 2002 20:54:19 -0500
• Blobman: 1
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__I'm not as thunk as you drink I am!__

Append to the rule entitled "Beer Cans" the following **** delimited text:
****
Blood-Alcohol Content, or BAC, is a Dimension. Whenever a player drinks a
Beer, eir BAC increases by 1. At the end of each nweek, the BAC of each
player with a positive BAC decreases by 1. If a player's BAC is greater than
5, e is said to be Inebriated.
****

Create:
{{
__The Goon Gremlin__

There exists a Gremlin known as the Goon Gremlin, or Guido. If Guido is
Active and in Limbo, and an Inebriated player in Limbo makes a proposal, 1d8
is rolled. On a 2 or 3, Guido Smacks that player, taking 4 of eir points. On
a 1, Guido Throws that player in Elbonian Airways style at a random square
of the Grid which is at least 3 squares away from any border of the grid.
}}
}}

--Wonko

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't
cure. "
- Ross MacDonald

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