Joel Uckelman on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:27:01 -0700 (MST)


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Re: [testlist] We were somewhere around Barstow...


Thus spake "uckelman":
> We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs beg
> an to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded;
>  maybe you should drive . . ." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all aro
> und us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and s
> creeching and diving around the car, which was going about 100 miles an hour 
> with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What 
> are these goddamn animals?"
> 
> Then it was quiet again. My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring 
> beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. "What the hell are you 
> yelling about," he muttered, staring up at the sun with his eyes closed and c
> overed with wraparound Spanish sunglasses. "Never mind," I said. "It's your t
> urn to drive." I hit the brakes and aimed the Great Red Shark toward the shou
> lder of the highway. No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bast
> ard will see them soon enough.
>

How much footer garbage will pile up?
 
-- 
J.
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