Baron von Skippy on 11 Dec 2003 00:28:38 -0000


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[spoon-discuss] RE: [Spoon-business] Oh, all right...


Because of popular dissent, replace the text of the proposal entitled "So How Does a
Fut Nuck?" with:

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Give all players except Rob the title, "Fucking Nut".

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...in honor of CFJ 1616.

Of course, this raises the question of, "So how does a nut fuck?" I've honestly never
seen pecans doing it in the wild.

-Well, you don't often see humans doing it in the wild, either. Nuts like their privacy, so a camera next to a bowl of Chex Mix won't get you anywhere, believe me. Once out of sight of humans, though, nuts are sex maniacs. I know this because some of them told me this. They feel a certain kinship with me. One day, I will be king of the nuts. Would that make me a "Nut King Futz?"-

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