Baron von Skippy on 22 Sep 2003 03:25:03 -0000 |
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RE: [spoon-discuss] RE: [Spoon-business] When was the last time wehad aCFI? |
>>>>>I create a CFI: >>>>>{{ >>>>>Statement: >>>>>T-Shirts may not be created except via a proposal. >>>>>Defendant: >>>>>Anything McGee >>>>> >>>>>Analysis: >>>>>Rule 152/0 states: >>>>>Changes to the state of the game may only be made via a Proposal or via >an >>>>>Action which is permitted by the Rules. >>>>> >>>>>As no rule explicitly states that T-Shirts may be created by any >>>mechanish, >>>>>they may only be created via proposal >>>>>}} >>>>> >>>>-That's one way to do it... the lawyerly way, a perfectly acceptable >method >>>in this game, but I prefer my more sardonic response, which >>>>involves me doing this: >>> >>>>I create a T-Shirt with the following text: >>>>{ >>>> _ _ >>>> |\ /| >>>> \ / >>>> \ / >>>> <----I'm with Stupid----> >>>> / \ >>>> / \ >>>> |/_ _\| >>>>} >>> >>>I pour concrete all over the new shirt, making it stronger. Too bad you >>>can't wear it anymore. >>> >>-Yeah... Calvinball is played on the /private/ forum so we don't totally >piss off Dave. Also, since concrete isn't defined, I interpret that >>statement as "I give BvS a Chocolate Eclair," and I eat the Chocolate >Eclair. It's good. Thanks. > >>Then in the spirit of Calvinball I smack you with the Rubber Chicken of >Ludicrosity. All your posts have to end with a punchline.- > >I invoke the Demons of Literalness. All statements, even obvious idioms, >must be taken as literal by all players until this rule is painted white. > -I choose this moment to pull up an Old Movie Quote of Loopholishness. *ahem* "I'm king of the world!"- > >The line containing the punch comes after the sig, since my post must end >with it. > >I punch SkArcher. > -Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of adding random punchlines like "why would I wish for a 12 inch pianist?" but I suppose your way... um... adds violence.- [[BvS]] _______________________________________________ spoon-discuss mailing list spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-discuss