Re: [spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Pak chooie unf

["David E. Smith" <dave@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Tue, 27 May 2003, Mark Karasek wrote:

> Actually, I was thinking of going straight for the Super Ultimate Extra
> Shiny Platinum level. (Is that a monthly fee, or can I get a lifetime
> membership?)

Sure. Just PayPal about a hundred bucks to dave@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and we'll
get right on that.

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