[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] OrcTech PRESS RELEASE

["Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

     LIMBO - Addressing a small crowd of reporters from a podium emblazoned 
with the vSOI company logo (*a small white v set in the lower-left hand 
corner of a large black S), Baron von Skippy seemed positively ebullent as e 
confirmed reports of an alliance between vSOI and OrcTech.
     "It isn't a matter of my 'joining' OrcTech or Mr. Spacesuit 'joining' 
vSOI," e noted. "This is more a cooperative coalition between two companies 
with the capability to do great things. vSOI and OrcTech, and WBE, once its 
ownership issues are resolved in favor of Wonko, are poised to take the 
economy of Bville where none have dared imagine it will go."
     The Baron later expounded upon eir statement about WBE, throwing eir 
support behind Wonko wholeheartedly. Gently deflecting questions regarding 
rumors of a drinking problem, e moved on to discussing the futre of vSOI.
     "It's a very exciting time for all of us here at vSOI," e declared. 
"vSET is currently running tests on improved Speeders, and we are sure that 
within 3 nweeks, vSOI and its partner companies can greatly improve the Game 
for all Players."
     The conference went well until one reporter had the gall to ask if 
vSOI had any ideas about the identities of the amazingly well-equipped 
terrorists who destroyed an M-Tek warehouse some time ago. His face suddenly 
stony, the Baron calmly shot down the accusation, disavowing any knowledge 
and asking if the reporter was suggesting vSOI was involved. The line of 
questioning quickly died amidst a string of stammered apologies.
     News of the alliance pushed the stock prices of both companies up, 
resulting in a 17% increase for vSOI, up to 38 3/8.

                                                  [[BvS]]


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