Baron von Skippy on 6 Oct 2002 06:43:03 -0000


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[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] OrcTech PRESS RELEASE


LIMBO - Addressing a small crowd of reporters from a podium emblazoned with the vSOI company logo (*a small white v set in the lower-left hand corner of a large black S), Baron von Skippy seemed positively ebullent as e confirmed reports of an alliance between vSOI and OrcTech. "It isn't a matter of my 'joining' OrcTech or Mr. Spacesuit 'joining' vSOI," e noted. "This is more a cooperative coalition between two companies with the capability to do great things. vSOI and OrcTech, and WBE, once its ownership issues are resolved in favor of Wonko, are poised to take the economy of Bville where none have dared imagine it will go." The Baron later expounded upon eir statement about WBE, throwing eir support behind Wonko wholeheartedly. Gently deflecting questions regarding rumors of a drinking problem, e moved on to discussing the futre of vSOI. "It's a very exciting time for all of us here at vSOI," e declared. "vSET is currently running tests on improved Speeders, and we are sure that within 3 nweeks, vSOI and its partner companies can greatly improve the Game for all Players." The conference went well until one reporter had the gall to ask if vSOI had any ideas about the identities of the amazingly well-equipped terrorists who destroyed an M-Tek warehouse some time ago. His face suddenly stony, the Baron calmly shot down the accusation, disavowing any knowledge and asking if the reporter was suggesting vSOI was involved. The line of questioning quickly died amidst a string of stammered apologies. News of the alliance pushed the stock prices of both companies up, resulting in a 17% increase for vSOI, up to 38 3/8.

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