[BNomic-Public] Miniplayers

[Glotmorf glotmorf@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]

On 9/1/02 at 2:01 AM Baron von Skippy wrote:

>> >>> -How about Mini Me instead of MiniMin? It's funnier, and I've seen
>the
>> >> new
>> >>> Austin Powers movie too many times... mole.-
>> >>
>> >> We could appoint a Minister to name the MiniMin... We could call em
>the
>> >> MiniMinMin.
>> >>
>> >> And if we chose a Miniplayer to do it, e'd be the MiniMiniMinMin.
>> >>
>> >> Teehee!
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Wonko
>> >> Is having far too much fun with this.
>> >>
>> > -And if that Miniplayer was a 1/8 sized clone dog, they would be Mini 
>>Rin
>> > Tin Tin the Mini Mini Min Min. And if they were a heathen from 
>>Scandanavia,
>> > they'd be Mini Rin Tin Tin the Sin Fin Mini Mini Min Min. And if they 
>>had
>> > lost their teeth in an unfortunate luge accident and had metal
>dentures,
>> > they'd be Mini Rin Tin Tin the Sin Fin Mini Mini Min Min and eir Tin 
>>Grin.
>>
>>So if e won a game of Rummy while drunk, e'd be MiniRinTinTin the
>>SinFinMiniMiniMinMin and eir Tin Grin and Gin Gin Win?
>>
>>And if e had a big metal basin for holding metal dentures, and was in 
>>charge
>>of regulating such bins, e'd Mini Rin Tin Tin the Sin Fin MiniMiniMinMin 
>>and
>>MiniTinGrinBinMin with eir Tin Grin, Tin Grin Bin, and Gin Gin Win?
>>
>>And if e got to noisy and was stabbed to death with a sewing implement,
>and
>>all eir dentures were passed, in a lightweight plastic case made of
>>thermoplastic polymers or copolymers of acrylic acid, methacrylic acid,
>>esters of these acids, or acrylonitrile, on to an inheritor, then the=
 Next
>>of Kin of the Mini Rin Tin Tin Sin Fin MiniMiniMinMin and
>MiniTinGrinBinMin
>>with the Tin Grin, Tin Grin Bin, and Gin Gin Win who was Pinned with Pin 
>>for
>>Spinning a Din would get a Tin Grin Bin of Acrylic Resin full of Tin
>Grins,
>>and the titles of MiniMiniMinMin and MiniTinGrinBinMin?
>>
>>--
>>Winko
>>Is REALLY havin' too much fin with this
>>
>-Well, if the original was a French cartoon character from the WWII era,
>and 
>enjoyed impersonating a shark, the inheritance recipient would be the Next=
 
>of Kin of the Mini Rin Tin Tin Sin Fin MiniMiniMinMin and
>MiniTinGrinBinMin 
>with the Tin Grin, Tin Grin Bin, and Gin Gin Win, Tin Tin, who was Pinned 
>with Pin for Spinning a Din while Swimming with Fin, and would get a Tin 
>Grin Bin of Acrylic Resin full of Tin Grins, and the titles of 
>MiniMiniMinMin and MiniTinGrinBinMin.
>
>And if the recipient was a form of genie with a short temper and a smile, 
>they'd be the Grinning Thin-Skinned Djinn, Next of Kin of the Mini Rin Tin=
 
>Tin Sin Fin MiniMiniMinMin and MiniTinGrinBinMin with the Tin Grin, Tin
>Grin 
>Bin, and Gin Gin Win, Tin Tin, who was Pinned with Pin for Spinning a Din 
>while Swimming with Fin, and would get a Tin Grin Bin of Acrylic Resin
>full 
>of Tin Grins, and the titles of MiniMiniMinMin and MiniTinGrinBinMin.
>
>And if they were also a member of a religious sect in _The Mote in God's 
>Eye_, and recieved their inheritance in wax, and, in memory of the
>deceased, 
>had a beer, they'd be the Grinning Thin-Skinned Djinn, follower of Niven's=
 
>Him, who would save them from Sin, Next of Kin of the Mini Rin Tin Tin Sin=
 
>Fin MiniMiniMinMin and MiniTinGrinBinMin with the Tin Grin, Tin Grin Bin, 
>and Gin Gin Win, Tin Tin, who was Pinned with Pin for Spinning a Din while=
 
>Swimming with Fin, and would get a Parafinned Tin Grin Bin of Acrylic
>Resin 
>full of Tin Grins, and the titles of MiniMiniMinMin and MiniTinGrinBinMin,=
 
>drunk on Heineken.

*sigh* Okay...where'd I put that uzi?

						Glotmorf