| Mark Haywood on 11 Aug 2002 01:40:04 -0000 |
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| Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball! |
Oh crap. This'll be bad. Okay, I throw the Temporal Skeleton Key two minutes forward. As it leaves this time, it begins to rotate as though in a lock.> > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread with the > > > >Chunky > >> > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large fireball or> > > >a > >> > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of Power, where > > > I Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high into the air,> > > >there > > > > > to remain until I choose. > >> >I spin my pole of Swap Places at Mir... Mith... Mark Haywood, and run away> >leaving him suspended. >> -I pursue you with the Boomerang of Theft. I fling it at you and steal your> Turtle of Slowness, which I then use upon Orc to slow er way down.- I use the Ball of Snow upon Orc to freeze them in place for (e^pi)d(golden mean) -- bd The above == my from field. Duh.-I retroactively apply the Unit Unit upon you. That wierd die roll you're attempting has "ndays" attatched to the end of it. Then I use the Flamethrower of Comic Device on you, forcing you to run around in a circle for an nday with a flaming butt. Then I release the Catch-22-o-Matic upon Mithrandir, trapping him in a cage he cannot announce his method of escape from (thus escaping it) until he has already escaped it. I laugh the Laughter of Evil. You all shudder fearfully. Muahaha.--BvS-
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