Re: [spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Recursion Limit

[Wonko <dplepage@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Quoth The Voice,

> 
> 
> 
>> From: bd <bdonlan@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>> Reply-To: spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx
>> To: spoon-discuss@xxxxxxxxx
>> Subject: Re: [spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Recursion Limit
>> Date: Fri, 28 Jun 2002 12:23:43 -0400
>> 
>> On Thursday 27 June 2002 10:11 pm, Baron von Skippy wrote:
>>>> On Wednesday 26 June 2002 10:41 pm, Baron von Skippy wrote:
>>>>> -Calvinball Nomic? Could be interesting, but would rapidly get out
>> of
>>>>> hand...-
>>>> 
>>>> I pass the fnord to glotmorf! I grasp the tome of much haiku and
>> declare
>>>> independence from mud!
>>> 
>>> -Ah, but you've stepped into a two-fnord-minimum zone! Unless it's a
>>> Tuesday between 6 and 7 PM, and/or your gender is set to Drone, you must
>>> reclaim your fnord or be attacked by the Pointy Objects Gremlin! By the
>> by,
>>> I execute a Triple Gnome Merger and escape the Place That Is No Fun, and
>>> run full tilt towards the Team Taupe endzone! Perhaps soon the Curse of
>>> Capitals and Exclamation Points will soon be lifted from me!-
>> 
>> Ah, but I hold the Big Stick Of No Fnord Limitations And Cursing BvS, so
>> that
>> is irrelevant. Also, I use the Shrink Wrap Of Time Travelling to go to
>> Tuesday at 6:30 and 5.6 seconds.
> 
> At least, you try to do so, as Tuesday had been designated as a No Time
> Travel Zone!  Therefore, you must stand in the corner and sing the Don't
> Screw With Time Song while standing on your head.  Unfortunately for you,
> the corner is also in the middle of a Penalty Square, so you must also bury
> your head in the sand and stay there until you would have emerged from your
> time travel, while any nearby players may throw Rocks of Pelting at you at
> their whims!

Ah, but I'm riding the Elk of Unhappiness, and hold the Staff of Whimsy! I
redesignate Tuesday as a Time Travel Zone, allowing bd to enter it, then
redesignate it again as a Dead Time Zone, trapping em indefinitely. Then I
wave the Spatula of the Gods and turn Baron into a Potato Pancake. I eat the
pancake, turning all other players into Mr. Potato Heads! I unleash the
Flying Monkeys from my Barrel O' Monkeys, and use the Diamond of
Transmogrification to turn all the Monkeys into Locusts. The Locusts devour
all of you! Bwahahahahaaa!



--Wonko

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali

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