Wonko on 10 Apr 2002 01:50:39 -0000 |
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spoon-discuss: Re: spoon-business: Proposal: Insta-Rules |
Quoth Glotmorf, > {{ _The Other End of the Entropy Axis_ > > [[ > > There he was. Just standing there. > > Wonko had been looking for him since that orbital-insertion tackle he'd made. > Wonko had recovered the ball, but still Glotmorf was on the short list. > > And as Wonko hefted Rocky bt the ankle, he reckoned the list was about to get > shorter. > > He twirled the gremlin over his head. With a dopplering "owowowowow" coming > from above, he used his free hand to draw a bead on Glotmorf, who was still > standing there, watching him now, grinning like an idiot. > > Wonko drew back to throw and -- > > *TWEET* > > Wha...? > > There was a referee working his hand signals for the spectators. "Invalid > Target. Wonko. No throw." > > "Invalid target? What, Glotmorf? Since when?" > > "IR1: It is illegal to throw gremlins at Glotmorf." > > "Huh? Where'd that rule come from?" > > "I made it," called Glotmorf, looking smug. > > "Whaddaya mean, you made it? You can't just...OW!" Yes, that sizzling sound > had been the palm of Wonko's hand. He dropped Rocky and waved the hand > frantically as he yelled, "You can't make your own rules!" > > "You can now," Glotmorf sneered. "Guess you didn't see the update." He > pulled out his PDA and called something up. > > Wonko heard his Palm beep. He gingerly drew it out and saw Glotmorf had > forwarded him the text of a new rule: > > ]] > > {{ _Insta-Rules_ > > An Insta-Rule is a rule that is created as a game action rather than through a > proposal. An Insta-Rule must conform to the following format: > > { It is { legal | illegal } to { { { throw at | give to | take from } { > players | grid locations | <specific player> | <specific grid location> } { > gremlins | beer cans | <specific MO> } } | { { enter | remain in | enter or > remain in } <specific grid location> [ without bouncing Elbonia-style ] } } }. > > where { and } delimit a set from which one item must be chosen, or a member of > a set; [ and ] delimit optional text; and < and > delimit a category of > information to be filled in. > > Insta-Rules are identified as such, and must be unique from other > currently-existing Insta-Rules. Insta-Rules take precedence over other > Insta-Rules created before them. > > Each Player has an attribute called Insta-Ruler, with an initial value of 0. > At the beginning of each nweek, if a Player's Insta-Ruler is greater than 0, > it is decreased by 1. > > Once per nweek, if a Player's Insta-Ruler is 5 or less, e can declare an > Insta-Ruling, which consists of one of the following: > > 1. the enactment of an Insta-Rule > 2. the repeal of an existing Insta-Rule > > Insta-Rulings are implemented at the end of the nweek; at that time, the > Insta-Ruler of the Player who made the Insta-Ruling is increased by 2. > > }} > > [[ > > Wonko stared at the text in disbelief. "Who the hell came up with this?" > > "Dunno. Some scientist, I hear." > > "And you made it illegal to throw gremlins at you?" > > Glotmorf grinned. "Yep." > > Wonko looked up slowly. "And I can make rules too?" > > The grid weakened a little. "Well...yeah..." > > Ignoring the other players winding up with gremlins, Wonko entered some text > into his Palm, then looked up at Glotmorf with grim satisfaction. Glotmorf > looked worried... > > ...And then he was gone, sailing high over the grid, the place where he'd > stood occupied by a huge spring slowly retracting into the ground. Wonko > watched the trajectory with a tight smile. > > He was still smiling after he'd been pummeled senseless by flung gremlins. > > ]] > > }} > > I seem to recall that we had problems in the past with proposals containing <'s, because html picks 'em up and does stuff with 'em. Might in not be a good idea to use some other sort of delimeter? --Wonko "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato