| Wonko on 10 Apr 2002 01:50:39 -0000 |
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| spoon-discuss: Re: spoon-business: Proposal: Insta-Rules |
Quoth Glotmorf,
> {{ _The Other End of the Entropy Axis_
>
> [[
>
> There he was. Just standing there.
>
> Wonko had been looking for him since that orbital-insertion tackle he'd made.
> Wonko had recovered the ball, but still Glotmorf was on the short list.
>
> And as Wonko hefted Rocky bt the ankle, he reckoned the list was about to get
> shorter.
>
> He twirled the gremlin over his head. With a dopplering "owowowowow" coming
> from above, he used his free hand to draw a bead on Glotmorf, who was still
> standing there, watching him now, grinning like an idiot.
>
> Wonko drew back to throw and --
>
> *TWEET*
>
> Wha...?
>
> There was a referee working his hand signals for the spectators. "Invalid
> Target. Wonko. No throw."
>
> "Invalid target? What, Glotmorf? Since when?"
>
> "IR1: It is illegal to throw gremlins at Glotmorf."
>
> "Huh? Where'd that rule come from?"
>
> "I made it," called Glotmorf, looking smug.
>
> "Whaddaya mean, you made it? You can't just...OW!" Yes, that sizzling sound
> had been the palm of Wonko's hand. He dropped Rocky and waved the hand
> frantically as he yelled, "You can't make your own rules!"
>
> "You can now," Glotmorf sneered. "Guess you didn't see the update." He
> pulled out his PDA and called something up.
>
> Wonko heard his Palm beep. He gingerly drew it out and saw Glotmorf had
> forwarded him the text of a new rule:
>
> ]]
>
> {{ _Insta-Rules_
>
> An Insta-Rule is a rule that is created as a game action rather than through a
> proposal. An Insta-Rule must conform to the following format:
>
> { It is { legal | illegal } to { { { throw at | give to | take from } {
> players | grid locations | <specific player> | <specific grid location> } {
> gremlins | beer cans | <specific MO> } } | { { enter | remain in | enter or
> remain in } <specific grid location> [ without bouncing Elbonia-style ] } } }.
>
> where { and } delimit a set from which one item must be chosen, or a member of
> a set; [ and ] delimit optional text; and < and > delimit a category of
> information to be filled in.
>
> Insta-Rules are identified as such, and must be unique from other
> currently-existing Insta-Rules. Insta-Rules take precedence over other
> Insta-Rules created before them.
>
> Each Player has an attribute called Insta-Ruler, with an initial value of 0.
> At the beginning of each nweek, if a Player's Insta-Ruler is greater than 0,
> it is decreased by 1.
>
> Once per nweek, if a Player's Insta-Ruler is 5 or less, e can declare an
> Insta-Ruling, which consists of one of the following:
>
> 1. the enactment of an Insta-Rule
> 2. the repeal of an existing Insta-Rule
>
> Insta-Rulings are implemented at the end of the nweek; at that time, the
> Insta-Ruler of the Player who made the Insta-Ruling is increased by 2.
>
> }}
>
> [[
>
> Wonko stared at the text in disbelief. "Who the hell came up with this?"
>
> "Dunno. Some scientist, I hear."
>
> "And you made it illegal to throw gremlins at you?"
>
> Glotmorf grinned. "Yep."
>
> Wonko looked up slowly. "And I can make rules too?"
>
> The grid weakened a little. "Well...yeah..."
>
> Ignoring the other players winding up with gremlins, Wonko entered some text
> into his Palm, then looked up at Glotmorf with grim satisfaction. Glotmorf
> looked worried...
>
> ...And then he was gone, sailing high over the grid, the place where he'd
> stood occupied by a huge spring slowly retracting into the ground. Wonko
> watched the trajectory with a tight smile.
>
> He was still smiling after he'd been pummeled senseless by flung gremlins.
>
> ]]
>
> }}
>
>
I seem to recall that we had problems in the past with proposals containing
<'s, because html picks 'em up and does stuff with 'em. Might in not be a
good idea to use some other sort of delimeter?
--Wonko
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad
people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato