spoon-discuss: Re: spoon-business: Drunkeness

["Glotmorf" <glotmorf@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 3/20/02 at 8:54 PM Wonko wrote:

>{{
>__I'm not as thunk as you drink I am!__
>
>Append to the rule entitled "Beer Cans" the following **** delimited text:
>****
>Blood-Alcohol Content, or BAC, is a Dimension. Whenever a player drinks a
>Beer, eir BAC increases by 1. At the end of each nweek, the BAC of each
>player with a positive BAC decreases by 1. If a player's BAC is greater
>than
>5, e is said to be Inebriated.
>****
>
>Create:
>{{
>__The Goon Gremlin__
>
>There exists a Gremlin known as the Goon Gremlin, or Guido. If Guido is
>Active and in Limbo, and an Inebriated player in Limbo makes a proposal,
>1d8
>is rolled. On a 2 or 3, Guido Smacks that player, taking 4 of eir points.
>On
>a 1, Guido Throws that player in Elbonian Airways style at a random square
>of the Grid which is at least 3 squares away from any border of the grid.
>}}
>}}
>
>--Wonko

I wondered if someone would pick up on the beer-drinking aspect of the Beer Cans rule. :)  However, unless you want Guido to be created regardless, you might want to make your proposal dependent on p481.

						Glotmorf