Charles Schaefer on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:57:11 -0700 (MST) |
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Re: [s-b] QUORUM |
I will freely confess to manslaughter, as I have (unintentionally) killed the Hose in question. However, I submit the following as mitigating circmstances for the consideration of whoever will determine my fine: 1. He killed my King. That is clearly a provocation on his part and he should consider himself fortunate that all I did was stab him. 2. I am a first-time offender with no prior history of any violence toward anyone, as evidenced by my several Ghandi awards. 3. I stab Billy Pilgrim for submitting this Quorum. 4. I am clearly insane. Why else would I stab the submitter of this Quorum and call it a "mitigating circumstance"? 5. HAIL ERIS!!!!! 2008/5/14, Jamie Dallaire <bad.leprechaun@xxxxxxxxx>: > > I submit the following Quorum: > > { > > Accusation: Manslaughter > > Example: On nday 3 of nweek 143, the Offender caused the Hit Points of a > certain Mr. Hose to become nonpositive. > > Offender: Charles > > Tidbit: cheese > > } > > Billy Pilgrim > _______________________________________________ > spoon-business mailing list > spoon-business@xxxxxxxxx > http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-business _______________________________________________ spoon-business mailing list spoon-business@xxxxxxxxx http://lists.ellipsis.cx/mailman/listinfo/spoon-business