[Spoon-business] Re: [spoon-discuss] Total randomness

[bd <bdonlan@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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On Friday 24 January 2003 09:52 pm, Wonko wrote:
> Quoth Baron von Skippy,
>
> >>>>> What about me?
> >>>>
> >>>> -Got any ideas? What, in your opinion, are your greatest contributions
> >>
> >> /
> >>
> >>>> most infamous actions in this game?-
> >>>
> >>> No, I was wondering if you had anything.
> >>
> >> It should certainly have "Tap: Remove 1 sanity counter from Dave the
> >> Admin",
> >> after your thousand CFIs and Calvinball matches.
> >
> > -So he can be tapped to remove a sanity counter, doing which removes a
> > sanity counter anyway? I'm betting that's a feature, not a bug...-
> >
> >> Alright, I know BvS already has what I want for my card, as I think I
> >> told em back when we were first discussing this, but I think I'll
> >> publish it here
> >> anyway to see if anyone has comments:
> >
> > -Yeah... that's, er... lots like what I've got... as it happens, you also
> > fell under the +3/+3 Axe of Limited Space, so I'll go alter your card
> > now.-
> >
> >> Wonko, Jedi Lord        5BUW
> >>
> >> Creature - Elf Bnomic-Player Legend
> >
> > -Hmm... "BNomic-Player" could work...-
> >
> >> Wonko comes into play with 12 Force Counters (FCs) on em. During your
> >> upkeep, put 4 FCs on Wonko. If Wonko ever has more than 24 FCs on em,
> >> remove
> >> all bu 24 of them.
> >>
> >> Remove 1 FC from Wonko: look at target player's hand
> >> Remove 4 FCs from Wonko: gain control of target artifact with casting
> >> cost 3
> >> or less.
> >> Remove 10 FCs from Wonko: deal 5 damage to target creature. Wonko gains
> >> "Remove 4 FCs from Wonko: deal 2 damage to target creature." until the
> >> end of the turn.
> >> Remove 17 FCs from Wonko: Look at target player's hand, and play a spell
> >> from eir hand using eir available lands.
> >>
> >> 6/4
> >
> > -It's too much, so I tweaked...
> >
> > Wonko            4WUB
> > Creature - Legendary Elf BNomic-Player
> > When Wonko comes into play, put 12 Force counters on Wonko. At the
> > beginning of your upkeep, put 4 Force counters on Wonko.
> > Remove 3 Force counter from Wonko: Look at target player's hand.
> > Remove 10 Force counters from Wonko: Gain control of target artifact with
> > casting cost of 6 or less.
> > Remove 17 Force Counters from Wonko: Play a spell of your choice from
> > target player's hand with that player's untapped lands.
> > "Start a few fires? I rained down sulfur!" - Loki
> > 6/4
> >
> > Note: Taking out the flavor text won't give enough space for anything.
> > The quote doesn't fit as well anymore, though...-
>
> That quote would better fit The Voice - e was the one responsible for
> Sulfur rains.
>
> Not that I'd mind being able to rain down sulfur, mind you; I just can't.
> Yet.

I Petition the Overlord to make it legal for the player named Wonko to change 
the Precipitation Type to Sulfur by indicating so on a Public Forum.

- -- 
bd
Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics,
Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
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