[Spoon-business] Proposals, for real this time

[Wonko <dplepage@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Alright, now I've actually sat down and worked on these:

I amend my proposal entitled __Hey, Artifacts!__ to be:
{{
__Hey, Artifacts!__

Create:
{{
__Artifacts__ {*(Artifact, Grid), 3*}

    There exist Grid Objects called Artifacts. No more than one of any
Artifact may ever exist. If an artifact would be created, but it already
exists, then one of the following is chosen at random, with equal
probability: A Big Stick, an Athame, a Small Lump of Scrap Metal, or a Ball
of Wax.
}}

And:
{{
__The Shield__ {*(Artifact, Grid), 3*}

    There exists a passable, carryable, MO Artifact called the Shield. If a
player possessing the Shield is Whacked by the Big Stick, Shot with a
Pinball Gun, or Thwocked by the Sledge-o-Matic, the
Whacking/Shooting/Thwocking player is moved two spaces away from the player
with the Shield, who is not moved, and the Shield is then destroyed.
}}

And:
{{
__The Sledge-O-Matic {*(Artifact, Grid), 2*}

There exists a passable, carryable, MO Artifact called the Sledge-o-Matic. A
player carrying the Sledge-o-Matic may use it to crush a Big Rock into
Gravel, destroying any Sirens on said Big Rock, or to Thwock [[pronounced
THWOK; one syllable]] another player, throwing that player Elbonia-style
along a ray drawn from the thwocking player's location through the thwocked
player's location. Any target of the Sledge-o-Matic must be adjacent to the
player wielding the Sledge-o-Matic.
When the Sledge-o-Matic is used, 1d3 is rolled. On a 1, the head snaps off
of the Sledge-o-Matic and vanishes in a puff of acrid smoke, leaving a Big
Stick.
}}

Remove sections F.6. and F.3. from rule 301.

In rule 1077, replace the text, "1 Old Coin" [[roll 92]] with "A random
Artifact".

}}

I amend my proposal entitled __Uh... Yes. Right.__ to be:
{{
__Scarf it up!__

Append to rule 258 the text "If The Style Police does this in two
consecutive nweeks, e loses 10 Style points, and the Pink Scarf is awarded
to a player of the Administrator's choice."

Give the Pink Scarf to a player of the Admin's choice.
}}

I amend my proposal entitled __Hey, why not?__ to be:
{{
__Standard Abuses__

Create a rule:
{{
__Abuse__ {*(Grid, Pain), 3*}

Thwocking, Whacking, and Pinballing are all forms of Abuse.

When a Grid Object is Thwocked, the following occurs:
If the target is a MO, a ray is drawn from the location of the Thwocking
object and the target, and the target is Thrown Elbonia-Style at the
location nearest to the point three units away from the target on that ray.
If the target has Hit Points, it loses 2d3 of them.
If the target is a Big Rock, it is destroyed.

When a Grid Object is Whacked, the following occurs:
If the target is a MO, it moves twice directly away from the Whacking
object.
If the target has Hit Points, it loses 1d3 of them.
If the target is a Player or Gremlin, it gains the attribute "Dizzy" for one
nweek.

When a Grid Object is Pinballed, the following occurs:
If the target is a MO, it moves three times directly away from the
Pinballing Object.
}}

In rule 301:
Amend section F.2. to be:
{{
F.2. Big Sticks

There exist Passable, Carryable MOs called Big Sticks. If at any time there
are no Big Sticks, a Big Stick is placed on a random legal square.
If a player has a Big Stick, e may use it to Whack any object adjacent to
eir location.
When a Big Stick is used, 1d4 is rolled. On a 1, the Big Stick shatters into
a Pile of Kindling. If at any time there are more than 5 Big Sticks on the
Grid, a random Big Stick becomes a Pile of Kindling.
}}

Amend section G.3. to be:
{{
G.3. Pinball Guns
Any player who does not have a Pinball Gun may buy one for 2 points. If a
player is on the Grid, and e has a Pinball Gun, e may Fire the Gun at any MO
adjacent to eir location. This Pinballs that MO.
 
When a player fires a Pinball Gun, e loses it.
}}

Amend section F.3., if the proposal entitled __Hey, Artifacts!__ failed, to
be:
{{
F.3. The Shield
There exists a Passable, Carryable MO called the Shield. If at any time
there is no Shield, the Shield is placed on a random legal square.
If a player possesses the Shield, and e is targeted by a form of Abuse, none
of the effects associated with that form of Abuse happen to the that player;
instead, the Abusing player is moved two spaces away from the player with
the Shield and the Shield is destroyed.
}}

Amend section F.6., if the proposal entitled __Hey, Artifacts!__ failed, to
be:
{{
F.6. Sledge-o-Matic
There exists a passable, carryable MO called the Sledge-o-Matic. A player
carrying the Sledge-o-Matic may use it Thwock any object adjacent to eir
location.
When the Sledge-o-Matic is used, 1d4 is rolled. On a 1, the head snaps off
of the Sledge-o-Matic and vanishes in a puff of acrid smoke, leaving a Big
Stick. Regardless of the roll, the Sledge-o-Matic rebounds from the hands of
the wielding player and is placed on a random square on the Grid.
If at any time there is not a Sledge-o-Matic on the Grid, a Sledge-o-Matic
is generated and placed on a random Grid square.
}}

Amend section G.3., if the proposal entitled __Hey, Artifacts!__ failed, to
be:

If the proposal entitled __Hey, Artifacts!__ passed, replace the text of the
rule entitled __The Shield__ with:
{{
    There exists a passable, carryable, MO Artifact called the Shield. If a
player possessing the Shield is targeted by a form of Abuse, none of the
effects associated with that form of Abuse happen to the that player;
instead, the Abusing player is moved two spaces away from the player with
the Shield and the Shield is destroyed.
}}

And the text of the rule entitled __The Sledge-O-Matic__ with:
{{
    There exists a passable, carryable, MO Artifact called the
Sledge-o-Matic. A player carrying the Sledge-o-Matic may use it Thwock any
object adjacent to eir location.
When the Sledge-o-Matic is used, 1d3 is rolled. On a 1, the head snaps off
of the Sledge-o-Matic and vanishes in a puff of acrid smoke, leaving a Big
Stick.
}}
}}


-- 
Wonko

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