[Spoon-business] Introducing it!

[bd <bdonlan@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

I propose the following:

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Create the following Rule:
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There exists It.
It's like a normal sock, but it blocks UV light
It's a false moustache that's heavier than it looks, waters your plants and 
stays sharp forever. 
It's a Christmas tree that shoots laser beams!
It's an iMac that's twenty feet tall!
It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that can be used by several people at 
once! 
It's a briefcase that plays MP3s! It has been featured in Star Trek and can 
heat a small house
It's a DVD player that's water-absorbent
It's a saucepan that hangs upside-down from the ceiling and never gets tired.
It's a barcode reader that looks bigger than it really is, can interface with 
your mobile phone and is slightly hallucinogenic. 
It's a suppository that improves upper-body muscle, is perfectly safe to use 
and uses human blood for fuel. 
It's a genetically-modified sheep that's powered by clockwork!
It's a security camera! It dispenses tea or coffee!
It's a small Brazillian child trained in the art of satisfaction!
It's a razor that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger! It emits 
harmful gases and is actually just a solid block of plastic. 
It's like a normal riot shield, but it follows a target of your choice. 
It's a small Brazillian child trained in the art of satisfaction!
It's a trouser press that sends and receives text messages! It can communicate 
with your pogo stick and traps small animals.
It's a video recorder! It increases your sex appeal! 
It's like a normal stick of chewing gum, but it knows your name.
It's like swallowing a human skull, but with 98% fewer calories!
It's a speaker system that swears! It dissolves in water. 
IT's a study of informtion and communication technologies!
It's a soft-drink can that works underwater and glows at night. 
It's like a normal bicycle, but it talks. 
It's a tool for neutering dogs whilst nullifying any lawsuits!
It's an energy drink that obeys simple instructions! It pushes things down 
staircases and gets +2 to kill undead. 
It's a lightbulb that tells you when people are lying! It has room for a pot 
plant inside and glows with an eerie green light. 
It's a patented method of running around in circles witout getting dizzy.
It's a hi-fi that fires plastic darts, doesn't take no for an answer and has a 
mind of its own. 
It's a contraceptive device that works underwater! It must be replaced every 
morning. 
It's an earring that communicates via Instant Messenger! It hovers three feet 
from the ground and traps small animals. 
It's a webcam that improves your sex appeal!
It's a rocket launcher! It traps mice in a humane fashion! 
It's a biro that can be used in zero-gravity! It is rustproof.
It's a belt buckle that takes high-quality digital photos! It self-replicates.
Its a Buddhist clock co-owned by the Dalai Llama and Nintendo, it tells you 
what life you're  on.
It's a new type of vegetable that can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty 
seconds! It looks bigger than it really is. 
It's a hat that picks up Radio Four!
It's a television set that picks up Channel Five, and puts it back down!
It's a computer mouse that picks up Radio Four and believes itself to be 
self-aware. 
It's a towel! It can be taken on holiday!
It's a jetpack that does away with household drudgery and emits harmful gases. 
It's a giant eyeball that was awoken by by your Mr. Squeekybobo Ball!
It's a television set that doesn't always work! It glows at night. 
It's a Japanese school teacher who believes that saying "no" stifles 
individuality and leads to homosexual tendencies!
It's a skateboard that makes virtually no noise whatsoever, plays the American 
national anthem and keeps food warm. 
It's a burger carton! It hovers three feet from the ground!
It also dispenses something almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.

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Give half of the points from this proposal's passing to OrcInASpacesuit.

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-- 
bd

Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!

		-- Homer Simpson
		   Treehouse of Horror V

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