Re: spoon-business: NWEEK 15 BALLOT

["Glotmorf" <glotmorf@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The newth from AtNomic Thity ithn't all fedorath and feather boath thith time, dearth.  Coming down the runway thith time around are thome of the motht outlandith dethignth theen for a while.  A few may make it to the thopth, but I think we've theen thome that won't make it off the thtage, and thouldn't have made it on.

On 5/14/02 at 7:09 AM David E. Smith wrote:

>Proposal 661/1: One tequila, two tequila, three keteela, floor
>		(Baron von Skippy)

Barroom fathion ith a quethtionable art becauthe the bar ecthperienthe ith dependent on what you want to get out of it.  If you're looking to thnuggle with that cute pair of courderoyth at the end of the bar, you need thomething attenthion-getting but not thcary.  Colorth work well, thinthe, after the firtht few drinkth, focuth geth a little fuzzy, tho thubtle lineth and cuth might go to wathte.

Drinking ithelf, dahlingth, will of courthe never go out of thtyle, ethpethially for thothe who have to be ecthpothed to people who were never in thtyle.  Though I find drinking tequila maketh otherth more charming to me, than me to them.  Thtill, the rugged hithpanic thtanding at a bar thipping a drink doeth make my heart go pitter-pat...

I'll give thith a Yeth.

>Proposal 667/0: Finding the right Shelf (Wonko)

Yeth, dearth, clotheth have theathonth, and one mutht know the right time to put them away in thtorage rather than wear them anyway or throw them away.  That dreth you like but don't wear?  Put it up on the thelf and wait for ith theathon to come back.  That vetht your Eth O bought you for Chrithtmath from Target, that you don't like and don't wear?  The Thalvathion Army alwayth taketh donationth; thome people will wear jutht anything.

Yeth to thith.

>Proposal 669/0: Adminball (The Voice)

And we don't think the judgeth know when they're being played to?  Thpraypainting their nameth acroth your blouthe ithn't going to make it in thith arena, baby.  Nectht time, put it on your backthide tho they feel welcome to put a boot there.

No no no.

>Proposal 670/0: Consent of Ministers (Wild Card)

Well, of courthe you can take it off now, dear.  You were only wearing it becauthe they paid you to.

Yeth.

>Proposal 671/0: Process (Wild Card)

I do like the cut of thith dethign...it hath all the makingth of a crowd-pleather, the product of dethigner teamth.  But I think you forget, you Wild thing you, that thome enthembleth are better when only worn onthe, and I don't thee the "wear onthe" inthtructhion anywhere on the label.

Leth put thith one on the thelf until the label'th ficthed.

>Proposal 672/0: A Fix for Glotmorf (Wonko)

We really do have to make a thpethial cathe for, thall we thay, potht-maternity wear?  Think of the hard-working mother, and her thtruggle to maintain her own fathion dignity, and that of her offthpring, while at the thame time cramming her prethiouth little monthter into an outfit.

Thith ith why we thtill, after all thethe yearth, cannot thcoff at the Garanimal conthept of fathion, where a buthy mother can jutht grab pietheth of an enthemble that have matching tagth and cover her young in thomething the retht of the world will not laugh at.

And I like what thith new dethigner hath done with thith old idea.  I'd thtill like to thee thomething that can be athembled more quickly; perhapth the nectht fathion thow will make a new thtatement in inthtant wear.

Definitely a yeth.

>Proposal 673/0: Simplicity (The Voice)

White cotton thirt, black thlackth and tie?  Thith ithn't a thtatement for fathion; thith ith a thtatement for charity.

No.  Not even with cufflinkth.

>Proposal 674/1: Ministry of the Survey for Ordinance (Wild Card)

I'm not thure there'th room for new wordth and termth in a fathion thow, ethpethially oneth like "harf", which thoundth like thomething one doeth with a hairball.  Bad kitty.

Though a tailor doethn't have to work alone, and thouldn't onthe hith fingerth thtart to bleed...tho, yeth, leth get thith man an apprentithe.  And if he wanth to uthe hith new free time harfing thiny thingth, leth not interfere.

Yeth to thith.

>Proposal 675/0: Insta-Minister (The Administrator)

For thame...trying to bribe the judgeth to boo a competitor!  Ith a good thing the ruleth thay judgeth can't get bribeth, tho you can keep your thiny pointh.

But to offer me a job...product manager for Garanimalth?  I am tho...welcome to chantheth to thupplement my income.  I acthept.

Yeth to thith offer.

>Proposal 676/1: Let's get some points! (Wonko)

Dahling, are you reduthing fathion to the level of the candy bar induthtry?  Peel back the laundering inthtructhionth and thee if you won a prize?  That ith thuch a cheap and obviouth way of boothting thaleth...I'm athamed of you.

Ethpethially thinthe you're the only one with a name on a label...and tho, you're the only one who will really benefit from the thale.  Everyone elthe will be thpending whatever they get on legal feeth trying to collect their prize.

No.  Go home and try thomething with taffeta.

>Proposal 677/0: Requires such dedication. (The Reality Police)

Hath thith dethigner notithed that we are not in Than Tropez or Martheilles?  Thith ith not a clothing-optional thity.

No.  Put thomething on before you're arrethted.

>Proposal 678/0: Remember me, remember me. (The Reality Police)

"Buy my product!  Get rich!  Be in fathion!  You'll be ugly and out of thtyle if you don't!"

An advertithement doeth not a fathion thtatement make.  A fathion claim, perhapth, but we know better, don't we?

If you wanted a thpanky, all you had to do wath athk.  But not here.

No.  I thaid no.

>Proposal 679/0: Nweek 15 hole plugs (Glotmorf)

I really thouldn't comment on my own dethignth.

I vote Yeth.

>Proposal 680/1: Less is More: Lit Forms (Glotmorf)

I really thouldn't comment on my own dethignth.

I vote Yeth.

>Proposal 681/0: Just to Show It Can Be Done -- a Short Dim Ship Tale
>		(Glotmorf)

I really thouldn't comment on my own dethignth.

I vote Yeth.  And thamelethly give it a 15.

>Proposal 682/0: The People Have Spoken! (Glotmorf)

I really thouldn't comment on my own dethignth.

I vote Yeth.

>Proposal 683/0: Not Everybody is a Number (Glotmorf)

I really thouldn't comment on my own dethignth.

I vote Yeth.

>Proposal 684/1: Bonus Boxes (Wonko)

The motht dreadful thing happened during the intermithion...Thome dethigner promithed bonuth boctheth to uth all, but when I got to the booth there jutht weren't any there.  I'm very dithappointed, but I'm willing to give the poor thilly another chanthe...

Leth thelve thith one.

>Proposal 685/2: Would You Like Fries with That? (M-Tek)

I really thouldn't comment on my own dethignth.

I vote Yeth.

>Proposal 686/0: Termination Procedures (M-Tek)

I really thouldn't comment on my own dethignth.

I vote Yeth.

>Proposal 687/1: The End is Nigh! (Wonko)

That ith tho totally fabu.  I don't think I've theen a halftime thow anything like it.  Ethpethially thetting the athtroturf on fire...

I vote Yeth.  Path me a wine cooler, pleathe.

>Proposal 689/0: I'm right behind you. (The Reality Police)

Now now...put up an ugly product, tho that we'll buy the nectht product that ithn't ath ugly?

Thorry, dahling.  Ugly ith ugly.  Let each outfit thtand or fall on ith own merith...or lack thereof.

I vote No.

						Glotmorf