Re: [spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Veni, Vidi, Vacancy

["Emil Bleehall" <emilbleehall@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> From: "Baron von Skippy" <baronvonskippy@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> Subject: [spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] Veni, Vidi, Vacancy
>
> > [[close up of uterus dilating to ten centimeters
<<snip revolting bits>>
> > medium shot of doctor placing small wriggling disgusting object in laundry 
> > basket]]
> >
> > I, Emil Bleehall, wish to become a Player. I got a C+ on the Turing Test. 
> > I'll figure out the settings I can set eventually.
> >
> > Out of respect for me, I expect you all to STOP PROPOSING THINGS until 
> > I've had a chance to get straight on the rules. I imagine all of my 
> > suggestions will be as reasonable as this one.
> >
> > Emil "Think, Rodan, think!" Bleehall
> -As a personal favor to Emil, I'll only propose very simple proposals for a 
> little while. Of course, that "simple" is relative to, say, quantum 
> physics, where if you understood it, it means you didn't read it right...
>
> Welcome to B Nomic, sir. You've come in at a good time - no one knows 
> what's going on because people keep trying to turn the game upside down and 
> pick bugs off the underside.-
>
> [[BvS]]

Fine, fine, yeah, yeah, welcome, welcome. What I wanna know (what ALL right 
thinking people want to know) is:
-Do I get BNS500?
-Who da hell is my mentor, goddamit?
-Where's this so-called Gallery?
Did you already eat all the good bugs, or did you save some nice crunchy 
ones for me?

Emil "There are no bugs on MY underside!" Bleehall

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