[spoon-discuss] Re: [Spoon-business] NomiCrack and Victory: The Game is Mine

["Glotmorf" <glotmorf@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On 10/3/02 at 11:38 PM Wonko wrote:

>Quoth Baron von Skippy,
>
>>> I purchase 3 random Gnomes from the menu.
>> -Speshificaly, you purchashe Alien, Grape Kool-Aid, and Earth Gnomersh.-
>>
>>> I place all gnomes in my gnome bag.
>> -Yeshir.-
>>
>>> also I move that we change the Sale Gnome to type NC for fun.... what do
>>> you
>>> think, boss?? I think Pharmaceuticals is an excellent move in the
>current
>>> economy...
>> -I thinkersh you're on crackh. Then again, thash yer pint, innit? Okahy,
>I
>> agree with the moshion to make NC Gnomersh the Sale Type.-
>
>I ratify the motion to make NomiCrack GNomes the Sale Type as well.
>
>That's the CEO plus at least 1/4 of the non-CEO members. NC Gnomes are now
>On Sale.
>
>I buy three NomiCrack Gnomes. [[At 5 points each, +3 NC Gnomes, -15
>points]]
>
>I squeeze each of my NomiCrack Gnomes three times [[-3 NC Gnomes, +9 Rocks
>NomiCrack]]
>
>I convert all my points to BNS and board one of my Airspeeders.
>
>I consume two of my Rocks of NomiCrack [[+300 points]]
>I convert all my points to BNS [[+3000 BNS]]
>
>I consume my remaining 7 Rocks of NomiCrack [[+1050 points]]
>
>I win [[-1050 points]]
>
>[[The best part is, I feel almost no ill effects - all the Dimensional
>changes were nuked by the win, my inability to board Airspeeders is moot
>because I'm already in one, I don't need to make Insta-Rules, I'm not
>playing football, and as long as I don't do this again next nweek, I don't
>qualify as a NomiCrack Head ;) ]]
>
>[[Side note to the Admin: I've just noticed that, thanks to Less is More -
>Dimensions, winning no longer results in an Entropic Apocalypse. The
>post-win reset rule states that the effects listed in r440 happen, but
>there
>is no r440 anymore. Thanks a lot, whoever Less-is-Mored dimensions, we
>could
>really use that three-day break right now.]]

See...this is why I'm positively stupefied when *you* accuse *me* of being an asshole...:)

						Glotmorf


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