Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball!

[bd <bdonlan@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Saturday 10 August 2002 09:47 pm, Baron von Skippy wrote:
> > > > > > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread with
> >
> >the
> >
> > > > > >Chunky
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large
> > > > > > > fireball
> > > >
> > > >or
> > > >
> > > > > >a
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of
> > > > > > > Power,
> > > >
> > > >where
> > > >
> > > > > > > I Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high into
> >
> >the
> >
> > > >air,
> > > >
> > > > > >there
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > to remain until I choose.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >I spin my pole of Swap Places at Mir... Mith... Mark Haywood, and
> >
> >run
> >
> > > >away
> > > >
> > > > > >leaving him suspended.
> > > > >
> > > > > -I pursue you with the Boomerang of Theft. I fling it at you and
> >
> >steal
> >
> > > >your
> > > >
> > > > > Turtle of Slowness, which I then use upon Orc to slow er way down.-
> > > >
> > > >I use the Ball of Snow upon Orc to freeze them in place for
> >
> >(e^pi)d(golden
> >
> > > >mean)
> > > >
> > > >--
> > > >bd
> > > >The above == my from field. Duh.
> > >
> > > -I retroactively apply the Unit Unit upon you. That wierd die roll
> >
> >you're
> >
> > > attempting has "ndays" attatched to the end of it. Then I use the
> > > Flamethrower of Comic Device on you, forcing you to run around in a
> >
> >circle
> >
> > > for an nday with a flaming butt. Then I release the Catch-22-o-Matic
> >
> >upon
> >
> > > Mithrandir, trapping him in a cage he cannot announce his method of
> >
> >escape
> >
> > > from (thus escaping it) until he has already escaped it. I laugh the
> > > Laughter of Evil. You all shudder fearfully. Muahaha.-
> >
> >Sorry. I was wearing the shield of AntiComedy.
> >
> >--
> >bd
> >The above == my from field. Duh.
>
> -Gah! Your shield prevents me from being able to compose a witticism about
> someone who isn't funny being your shield. Or maybe I couldn't come up with
> one. It's hard to tell.-

I announce myself to be the winner in the end, no matter what you do. So 
there. Play again? :)

-- 
bd
The above == my from field. Duh.
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