Re: [spoon-discuss] Calvinball!

["Mark Haywood" <mhaywood383@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

> > > > > > I garnish my piece of Confused Transparent Doubtful Bread with the
> > > > >
> > > > >Chunky
> > > > >
> > > > > > Peanut Butter of Clear Thinking. The result, either a large 
> > > fireball or
> > > > >
> > > > >a
> > > > >
> > > > > > small nuclear explosion, sends me flying into the Zone of Power, 
> > > where
> > > > > > I Grasp the Idol of Power and raise BvS, bd, and Orc high into the 
> > > air,
> > > > >
> > > > >there
> > > > >
> > > > > > to remain until I choose.
> > > > >
> > > > >I spin my pole of Swap Places at Mir... Mith... Mark Haywood, and run 
> > > away
> > > > >leaving him suspended.
> > > >
> > > > -I pursue you with the Boomerang of Theft. I fling it at you and steal 
> > > your
> > > > Turtle of Slowness, which I then use upon Orc to slow er way down.-
> > >
> > > I use the Ball of Snow upon Orc to freeze them in place for 
> > > (e^pi)d(golden
> > > mean)
> > >
> > > --
> > > bd
> > > The above == my from field. Duh.
> >
> > -I retroactively apply the Unit Unit upon you. That wierd die roll you're 
> > attempting has "ndays" attatched to the end of it. Then I use the 
> > Flamethrower of Comic Device on you, forcing you to run around in a circle 
> > for an nday with a flaming butt. Then I release the Catch-22-o-Matic upon 
> > Mithrandir, trapping him in a cage he cannot announce his method of escape 
> > from (thus escaping it) until he has already escaped it. I laugh the 
> > Laughter of Evil. You all shudder fearfully. Muahaha.-
> >
> >                                                   -BvS-
> Oh crap. This'll be bad. Okay, I throw the Temporal Skeleton Key two 
> minutes forward. As it leaves this time, it begins to rotate as though in a 
> lock.
> ________________________________________________________________________
> Mithrandir
Stepping out of the now-unlocked cage, I announce myself to be walking. 
That's my method of escape. See you Monday.
________________________________________________________________________
Mithrandir


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