Re: [s-b] Election nominations

[Daniel Lepage <dpl33@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

I apologize if I said this already; my computer crashed while I was 
sending so I'm not sure if it made it out or not.

In addition to Peter's nominations, I also nominate myself for the 
Ministry of Change.

I accept all four nominations.

Why should you vote for me instead of Peter for the Ministry of Change? 
Because e'll be getting 140 points every nweek if you don't.

My opponent also eats babies and clubs seals to death, and has promised 
to hack into and destroy both Joel's and Dave's servers if e is 
elected. E has been convicted of drunk driving, grand theft auto, 
involuntary manslaughter, voluntary manslaughter, cute puppy kicking, 
congenital arson, and third degree wearing of unfunny hats. If e is 
elected, eir highly trained team of winged ninja-monkeys will descend 
upon this game with bloody chainsaws, reduce the ruleset to meaningless 
gibberish, and kill everyone who's ever read the front page.

Is that the sort of game you want to raise your family in? I think not.

Remember, a vote for Wonko is a vote against death by winged 
ninja-monkeys with chainsaws. Keep your family safe: Vote Wonko for 
Chairman of B Nomic.

This message sponsored by the Wonkovian League of Inequity, the Society 
for the Sponsoring of Messages, and the People's Republic of Just Me.

--
Wonko

On Feb 14, 2005, at 5.29 PM, Peter Cooper Jr. wrote:

> I believe that it's an election nweek. If so, I make the following
> nominations:
>
> For the Meta-Ministry, I nominate myself
> For the Ministry of Forking Paths, I nominate myself
> For the Ministry of Twiddles, I nominate myself
> For the Ministry of the Rules, I nominate myself
> For the Webministry, I nominate Wonko
> For the Ministry of Arcana, I nominate myself
> For the Ministry of Change, I nominate myself
> For the Ministry of Cards, I nominate Wonko
> For the Ministry of the Board, I nominate myself
> For the Ministry of the Arena, I nominate Wonko
>
> I accept my nominations.
>
> --
> Peter C.
> Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to
> school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a
> person a car.
>
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