spoon-business: Player Announcement: Scoff!

["Jonathan Van Matre" <JVanMatre@xxxxxxxx>]

<salutation>
Greetings, everyone!
</salutation>

<assumption>
The assumption is made, for the purposes of this e-mail, that I will be
accepted as an entity capable of passing the Turing Test.
</assumption>
<consent>
I hereby declare my consent to be included as a player of B Nomic
</consent>
<declaration>
I hereby declare myself a player of B Nomic.  My name shall be the
following double quote delimited text "Scoff!"
</declaration>

<pleasantries>
A warm handshake to all present, and slightly-belated best wishes for a
Happy New Year!
</pleasantries>

Scoff!

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Come on let's leave our misery
And crawl toward where we want to be
Can't we try?  Can't we try?
  --Yo La Tengo, "Night Falls On Hoboken"